Jack Fitzpatrick
@jack-fitzpatrick.bsky.social
Coconut Grove, FL (alas)
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If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.
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Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
If you've ever been a fan of or even just listened to Marc Maron's WTF podcast then give a listen to his final pod with Barack Obama.
October 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you've ever been a fan of or even just listened to Marc Maron's WTF podcast then give a listen to his final pod with Barack Obama.
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I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
August 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.
-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
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Yea this is the best one yet. 😅
August 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Yea this is the best one yet. 😅
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Just saw someone on the internet call Trump “Ol’ Yam Tits” and will never see a photo of him again in the same way
July 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just saw someone on the internet call Trump “Ol’ Yam Tits” and will never see a photo of him again in the same way
What's with the hyperwhite shirts the Texan honchos wear as they try to shift blame to the feds?
July 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What's with the hyperwhite shirts the Texan honchos wear as they try to shift blame to the feds?
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I think we may have someone claiming dictatorial powers soon. But it won't be Drumpf or JD, certainly not Little Marco. I think we may have our own Evita named Pam.
June 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think we may have someone claiming dictatorial powers soon. But it won't be Drumpf or JD, certainly not Little Marco. I think we may have our own Evita named Pam.
We now have a pretty good idea of how the military will react to clearly illegal orders from a deranged president
June 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We now have a pretty good idea of how the military will react to clearly illegal orders from a deranged president
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
People seem to be laughing at him and his administration. It gives me hope.
January 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
People seem to be laughing at him and his administration. It gives me hope.
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Watching Musk and Bannon fighting over the internet is the social media equivalent of watching crabs and syphilis duke it out over body counts in a Wild West whorehouse.
December 29, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Watching Musk and Bannon fighting over the internet is the social media equivalent of watching crabs and syphilis duke it out over body counts in a Wild West whorehouse.
Elon is running the country. Right now. He needs to be stopped, right now. There are legal means to do so, they need to be used now.
December 19, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Elon is running the country. Right now. He needs to be stopped, right now. There are legal means to do so, they need to be used now.
How can T be giving up power to someone even crazier than he is? Bannon must be going nuts!
December 19, 2024 at 11:13 PM
How can T be giving up power to someone even crazier than he is? Bannon must be going nuts!
Who is going to tell Trump that he's not in charge?
December 19, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Who is going to tell Trump that he's not in charge?
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President-elect Musk is really setting down the marker of how he wants to run his administration.
VP Trump better pay attention.
VP Trump better pay attention.
December 19, 2024 at 12:52 AM
President-elect Musk is really setting down the marker of how he wants to run his administration.
VP Trump better pay attention.
VP Trump better pay attention.
Orange douche isn't even President yet and Elmo has already taken over!
December 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Orange douche isn't even President yet and Elmo has already taken over!
I hope Biden quits as soon as he gets back from Africa, and raises a big middle finger to the country that has screwed him royally after all he has given.
December 2, 2024 at 10:56 PM
I hope Biden quits as soon as he gets back from Africa, and raises a big middle finger to the country that has screwed him royally after all he has given.
The GOP and the punditry are busily trying to find another back to stab Joe Biden in. Guess what folks? He doesn't give a fuck anymore!
December 2, 2024 at 10:51 PM
The GOP and the punditry are busily trying to find another back to stab Joe Biden in. Guess what folks? He doesn't give a fuck anymore!
Have you noticed that Elon is slowly creeping up the list of actual competents in the new administration?
November 14, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Have you noticed that Elon is slowly creeping up the list of actual competents in the new administration?
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Hey US Dems:
Watch and learn.
("Legislative haka" in NZ.)
Watch and learn.
("Legislative haka" in NZ.)
November 14, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Hey US Dems:
Watch and learn.
("Legislative haka" in NZ.)
Watch and learn.
("Legislative haka" in NZ.)
I wonder if it's beginning to dawn on Rubio that he will be the closest thing to an adult in any Cabinet meeting?
November 13, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I wonder if it's beginning to dawn on Rubio that he will be the closest thing to an adult in any Cabinet meeting?