Jace
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I love dogs, potatoes, and especially dogs that look like potatoes.
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Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
I love Severance. Every single fucking detail. For instance: Rebek’s bird injuries.
January 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I love Severance. Every single fucking detail. For instance: Rebek’s bird injuries.
Music in restaurants is too loud and there’s a draft in here.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Music in restaurants is too loud and there’s a draft in here.
Fuck it, I’m muting people that post screenshots of Twitter posts. I’m here because I’m specifically trying to avoid that hellscape.
March 7, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Fuck it, I’m muting people that post screenshots of Twitter posts. I’m here because I’m specifically trying to avoid that hellscape.
Television cannot be better than Fargo. It’s the peak of the medium, that’s factual. You can try and tell me there’s a better show, but you would be lying.
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March 6, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Television cannot be better than Fargo. It’s the peak of the medium, that’s factual. You can try and tell me there’s a better show, but you would be lying.
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Sometimes I’m genuinely surprised my head doesn’t explode from reading headlines
March 3, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Sometimes I’m genuinely surprised my head doesn’t explode from reading headlines
Arizona is old women and short, bald men driving big ass trucks.
March 2, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Arizona is old women and short, bald men driving big ass trucks.
Sometimes the universe will randomly put a stranger in your life who makes you feel like life is exciting and fun and full of possibilities. There’s nothing quite like it.
February 27, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Sometimes the universe will randomly put a stranger in your life who makes you feel like life is exciting and fun and full of possibilities. There’s nothing quite like it.
Never trust anyone who admits to being passionate about improv
February 27, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Never trust anyone who admits to being passionate about improv
Some days you open social media and a lot of people are complaining about something that either doesn’t make sense or just sounds made up, and 99 times out of 100 it stems from a NYT opinion writer that most people have never heard of making a straw man argument.
February 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Some days you open social media and a lot of people are complaining about something that either doesn’t make sense or just sounds made up, and 99 times out of 100 it stems from a NYT opinion writer that most people have never heard of making a straw man argument.
80s in February, AZ really is too much
February 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM
80s in February, AZ really is too much
All I’m asking is for Fiona Apple to be my partner, is that really too much to ask of the universe?
February 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
All I’m asking is for Fiona Apple to be my partner, is that really too much to ask of the universe?
I don’t want an audiobook, I want someone to sit on the couch and read to me
February 22, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I don’t want an audiobook, I want someone to sit on the couch and read to me
I can’t wait to get out of the desert.
February 21, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I can’t wait to get out of the desert.
I recently started doing the NYT crossword and those 2 and 3 word phrases they throw in sometimes seem like cheating. I thought it was always supposed to be one word. Other than that, I’m really enjoying this new challenge.
February 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I recently started doing the NYT crossword and those 2 and 3 word phrases they throw in sometimes seem like cheating. I thought it was always supposed to be one word. Other than that, I’m really enjoying this new challenge.
AI could never make a movie as great as Fargo and then also spin it off into 5 seasons of some of the best television ever.
February 19, 2024 at 12:55 AM
AI could never make a movie as great as Fargo and then also spin it off into 5 seasons of some of the best television ever.
On Friends it was a running joke that sandwiches are Joey’s favorite food, but he’s 100% correct. Sandwiches are great!
February 18, 2024 at 7:25 PM
On Friends it was a running joke that sandwiches are Joey’s favorite food, but he’s 100% correct. Sandwiches are great!
I hope everyone had a wonderful day today. Good night.
February 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I hope everyone had a wonderful day today. Good night.
You bring the 50 grand and I’ll bring a shoe box free of charge
February 17, 2024 at 4:54 AM
You bring the 50 grand and I’ll bring a shoe box free of charge
Crohn’s disease is a death sentence.
February 15, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Crohn’s disease is a death sentence.
One perk of being divorced, you don’t have to share the guacamole
February 14, 2024 at 12:29 AM
One perk of being divorced, you don’t have to share the guacamole
Margaret Hamilton, the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz was 36 years old when the movie was filmed. When I was a kid I thought she was close to 100.
February 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Margaret Hamilton, the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz was 36 years old when the movie was filmed. When I was a kid I thought she was close to 100.
Bluesky is to social media what Bob Ross was to painting.
February 9, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Bluesky is to social media what Bob Ross was to painting.