"I think it's terrible but FINISH THE SERIES" is an interesting take. Giving me tsundere vibes.

*squeeze*

No, but thanks for asking.

Update: my dad has purchased this for me. :3 Thanks for your advice!

Literally just sang this at my wife. It wasn't even an action movie. It was a video about museum staff, they mentioned forklift certification, and I have no idea what happened next in the video because he TRIIIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FOOOORKLIIIIIIFT

That's baked into the design. If you were confident, it'd mean you actually did screw it up somehow.

Looks promising. I've literally never played Minecraft on not-a-tablet (and I'm not starting now), so this seems like a good candidate.

My old (early 2010s) tablet is an iPad of usual size, so... about that? I'm open to larger, as long as it's still holdable. I envision playing on the couch in various comfortable postures (including horizontal).

How old am I turning? Old enough to decide I just wanna play Minecraft. :3

Definitely looks like tree beef to me. 😂

I remember spending one extremely long pre-calc class painstakingly programming a game from a computer printout into my TI-83. I think I only played the game twice. Turns out I like copying things across media!

"Jack Straw" by the Grateful Dead (Europe '72)

Unparalleled!!!