RILEY JABOUR!!!
@jabourasaurus.bsky.social
Radio party clown. Local D-List Celebrity. Listener of punk rock. Embarrassingly big wrestling fan. Eat the rich.
www.linktr.ee/rileyjabour
www.linktr.ee/rileyjabour
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is where I post from
CM Punk 40 seconds after learning the new pope is from Chicago
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
CM Punk 40 seconds after learning the new pope is from Chicago
new pope just dropped
May 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
new pope just dropped
Please tell me this was the gun recovered from the scene
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Please tell me this was the gun recovered from the scene
It is 2018. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap beer.” He wins a majority. No cheap beer. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2022. Doug Ford’s platform is “drive car.” He wins a majority. No highway. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2025. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap booze, drive in tunnel.” He wins a majority.
It is 2022. Doug Ford’s platform is “drive car.” He wins a majority. No highway. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2025. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap booze, drive in tunnel.” He wins a majority.
February 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It is 2018. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap beer.” He wins a majority. No cheap beer. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2022. Doug Ford’s platform is “drive car.” He wins a majority. No highway. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2025. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap booze, drive in tunnel.” He wins a majority.
It is 2022. Doug Ford’s platform is “drive car.” He wins a majority. No highway. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2025. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap booze, drive in tunnel.” He wins a majority.
Evil Bald Man Who Owns Rocketships And Hates Human Rights Purchases The Freedom To Tell James Bond What To Do.
February 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Evil Bald Man Who Owns Rocketships And Hates Human Rights Purchases The Freedom To Tell James Bond What To Do.
Bonnie Crombie: “elect me, everyone in Ontario gets a family doctor. Here is a PDF with my step by step instructions on how it can be accomplished. Thank you.”
Doug Ford: “let’s dig a huge fuckin hole. I have no idea how much it will cost. Everyone keeps telling me it won’t work, fuck em. Hole.”
Doug Ford: “let’s dig a huge fuckin hole. I have no idea how much it will cost. Everyone keeps telling me it won’t work, fuck em. Hole.”
February 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Bonnie Crombie: “elect me, everyone in Ontario gets a family doctor. Here is a PDF with my step by step instructions on how it can be accomplished. Thank you.”
Doug Ford: “let’s dig a huge fuckin hole. I have no idea how much it will cost. Everyone keeps telling me it won’t work, fuck em. Hole.”
Doug Ford: “let’s dig a huge fuckin hole. I have no idea how much it will cost. Everyone keeps telling me it won’t work, fuck em. Hole.”
Drake rubbing his hands together licking his lips at the prospect of starting a new feud to lose in the most embarrassing and hilarious way possible.
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Drake rubbing his hands together licking his lips at the prospect of starting a new feud to lose in the most embarrassing and hilarious way possible.
This could not be a bigger W for bike friendly infrastructure
December 5, 2024 at 2:28 AM
This could not be a bigger W for bike friendly infrastructure
I haven’t expressed this here yet and I will die on this hill: Lance Archer is what would happen if Zach Braff got into the TMNT ooze. #Wrestlesky 🤼
November 14, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I haven’t expressed this here yet and I will die on this hill: Lance Archer is what would happen if Zach Braff got into the TMNT ooze. #Wrestlesky 🤼
Bluesky: adds 1,000,000 users in the last week.
Threads: we’ve gotta do SOMETHING to attract people here. Hey what if we somehow made it even worse?
Threads: we’ve gotta do SOMETHING to attract people here. Hey what if we somehow made it even worse?
November 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Bluesky: adds 1,000,000 users in the last week.
Threads: we’ve gotta do SOMETHING to attract people here. Hey what if we somehow made it even worse?
Threads: we’ve gotta do SOMETHING to attract people here. Hey what if we somehow made it even worse?
Actually every grocery store is a no-checkout grocery store if you try hard enough.
April 2, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Actually every grocery store is a no-checkout grocery store if you try hard enough.
Dang, same pack is available in Canada but is $129.99. UK getting a great deal.
March 12, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Dang, same pack is available in Canada but is $129.99. UK getting a great deal.
weird platform my dude
February 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
weird platform my dude
The fact that Winston Churchill’s parrot is still alive and hasn’t yet been offered a podcast deal is a failure of the medium as a whole.
September 8, 2023 at 1:25 AM
The fact that Winston Churchill’s parrot is still alive and hasn’t yet been offered a podcast deal is a failure of the medium as a whole.
Bout to watch Cirque Du Soleil, or as it translates to English “circumcise the sun.”
July 6, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Bout to watch Cirque Du Soleil, or as it translates to English “circumcise the sun.”
let’s give this guy a planet
July 1, 2023 at 9:38 PM
let’s give this guy a planet
Wrestle Aunts doing Wrestle Aunt things @rjcity.bsky.social
June 25, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Wrestle Aunts doing Wrestle Aunt things @rjcity.bsky.social