RILEY JABOUR!!!
@jabourasaurus.bsky.social
Radio party clown. Local D-List Celebrity. Listener of punk rock. Embarrassingly big wrestling fan. Eat the rich.
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Looked up why they’re called the Dodgers and it turns out it evolved from the the nickname Trolly Dodgers because back in the day their fans kept nearly getting hit by streetcars. That’s like re-naming the Frontenacs to the Kingston Ontario That One House On Centennial That Buses Keep Driving Into.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Looked up why they’re called the Dodgers and it turns out it evolved from the the nickname Trolly Dodgers because back in the day their fans kept nearly getting hit by streetcars. That’s like re-naming the Frontenacs to the Kingston Ontario That One House On Centennial That Buses Keep Driving Into.
Just heard a Gen Z walking past the lineup for the Sloan show wonder aloud “is it last name Sloan or first name Sloan?” and immediately felt 100 years old.
October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just heard a Gen Z walking past the lineup for the Sloan show wonder aloud “is it last name Sloan or first name Sloan?” and immediately felt 100 years old.
A lot of people don’t know this but Would by Alice In Chains is also about Travis Kelce’s hog.
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A lot of people don’t know this but Would by Alice In Chains is also about Travis Kelce’s hog.
I fucking love watching bad things happen to yankees.
Also I am told there is a baseball game on.
Also I am told there is a baseball game on.
October 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I fucking love watching bad things happen to yankees.
Also I am told there is a baseball game on.
Also I am told there is a baseball game on.
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is where I post from
Someone please tell me @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social’s set time for tonight so I know when I need to roll out to the ol’ PUP show!
July 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Someone please tell me @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social’s set time for tonight so I know when I need to roll out to the ol’ PUP show!
Overheard at the Menzingers show: “You going in the pit?” “FUCK no. I have work in the morning. I am thirty six years old.”
June 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Overheard at the Menzingers show: “You going in the pit?” “FUCK no. I have work in the morning. I am thirty six years old.”
As a radio guy I actually kinda like Spotify DJ. Not because it’s good (it very much is not) but because it sucks so hard that it might inspire someone with actual talent to go “this fucking sucks, I could do this” and then go do it.
May 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As a radio guy I actually kinda like Spotify DJ. Not because it’s good (it very much is not) but because it sucks so hard that it might inspire someone with actual talent to go “this fucking sucks, I could do this” and then go do it.
CM Punk 40 seconds after learning the new pope is from Chicago
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
CM Punk 40 seconds after learning the new pope is from Chicago
new pope just dropped
May 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
new pope just dropped
I’m not a sports guy so maybe this is more widely known, but I always see the trailer for that Boston Celtics documentary before The Last Of Us starts; at any point in that doc do they address why they pronounce Celtics like that?
May 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m not a sports guy so maybe this is more widely known, but I always see the trailer for that Boston Celtics documentary before The Last Of Us starts; at any point in that doc do they address why they pronounce Celtics like that?
Down With The Sickness by Disturbed is The New Noise by Refused for people with Blue Lives Matter flags.
April 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Down With The Sickness by Disturbed is The New Noise by Refused for people with Blue Lives Matter flags.
Please tell me this was the gun recovered from the scene
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Please tell me this was the gun recovered from the scene
Strategic voting isn’t enough, I need my least favourite candidate to suffer psychic damage when I vote against them.
April 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Strategic voting isn’t enough, I need my least favourite candidate to suffer psychic damage when I vote against them.
Did they hire whoever did the Kendrick mix from the Super Bowl to do the Sum 41 mix at the Junos?
March 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Did they hire whoever did the Kendrick mix from the Super Bowl to do the Sum 41 mix at the Junos?
There is a non-zero chance that somewhere in this man’s home is a crumpled up piece of paper with “SLOGAN IDEAS: Pierre If You Dare?” written on it, scribbled out, and tossed frustratedly into a corner.
Ever since he lost "axe the tax" dude is trying a new slogan every day now
March 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There is a non-zero chance that somewhere in this man’s home is a crumpled up piece of paper with “SLOGAN IDEAS: Pierre If You Dare?” written on it, scribbled out, and tossed frustratedly into a corner.
“Huge man solves problems by being huge” is an accurate plot summary of both the Jack Reacher series on Amazon and the Desjardins insurance commercials featuring a friendly giant.
March 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Huge man solves problems by being huge” is an accurate plot summary of both the Jack Reacher series on Amazon and the Desjardins insurance commercials featuring a friendly giant.
You ever think about how the dryer is just a big air fryer for clothes
March 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
You ever think about how the dryer is just a big air fryer for clothes
For anyone else constantly asking “what the fuck can I even do about all of ✨this?✨” every time you read the news/social media/glance south at Lake Ontario, I really enjoyed the first episode of Elbows Up from @jordanhr.bsky.social. It presents some options that feel actionable, which feels nice.
March 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
For anyone else constantly asking “what the fuck can I even do about all of ✨this?✨” every time you read the news/social media/glance south at Lake Ontario, I really enjoyed the first episode of Elbows Up from @jordanhr.bsky.social. It presents some options that feel actionable, which feels nice.
I have never until this moment noticed how much Neil Young looked like Macho Man Randy Savage when he was younger and bearded.
Neil Young (2x Heritage Prize, 1x Long List) has released 'Oceanside Countryside' via Warner Canada.
March 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have never until this moment noticed how much Neil Young looked like Macho Man Randy Savage when he was younger and bearded.
I accidentally stood in like for the Superkick’d show at Longboat Hall for like half an hour instead of the Ted Leo show at The Great Hall. In defence of the stranger I asked, “hey is this the line for Ted Leo?” could go either way because Ted Leo is a very wrestling name.
March 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I accidentally stood in like for the Superkick’d show at Longboat Hall for like half an hour instead of the Ted Leo show at The Great Hall. In defence of the stranger I asked, “hey is this the line for Ted Leo?” could go either way because Ted Leo is a very wrestling name.
Bad: Michelle Trachtenberg died.
Good: excuse to finally play Scotty Doesn’t Know on the radio.
Good: excuse to finally play Scotty Doesn’t Know on the radio.
February 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Bad: Michelle Trachtenberg died.
Good: excuse to finally play Scotty Doesn’t Know on the radio.
Good: excuse to finally play Scotty Doesn’t Know on the radio.
It is 2018. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap beer.” He wins a majority. No cheap beer. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2022. Doug Ford’s platform is “drive car.” He wins a majority. No highway. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2025. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap booze, drive in tunnel.” He wins a majority.
It is 2022. Doug Ford’s platform is “drive car.” He wins a majority. No highway. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2025. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap booze, drive in tunnel.” He wins a majority.
February 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It is 2018. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap beer.” He wins a majority. No cheap beer. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2022. Doug Ford’s platform is “drive car.” He wins a majority. No highway. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2025. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap booze, drive in tunnel.” He wins a majority.
It is 2022. Doug Ford’s platform is “drive car.” He wins a majority. No highway. Bad idea anyway.
It is 2025. Doug Ford’s platform is “cheap booze, drive in tunnel.” He wins a majority.
The surge of AI slop post-Four Nations win is driving me insane. Why did you need AI to draw up a Canadian flag for you? Google one and post that. Or type “Canada” and post the emoji it automatically suggests. Or draw it yourself, it’s literally two boxes and a leaf. It is not difficult.
February 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The surge of AI slop post-Four Nations win is driving me insane. Why did you need AI to draw up a Canadian flag for you? Google one and post that. Or type “Canada” and post the emoji it automatically suggests. Or draw it yourself, it’s literally two boxes and a leaf. It is not difficult.
Evil Bald Man Who Owns Rocketships And Hates Human Rights Purchases The Freedom To Tell James Bond What To Do.
February 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Evil Bald Man Who Owns Rocketships And Hates Human Rights Purchases The Freedom To Tell James Bond What To Do.