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BenJamin
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Stapler Not The Same Since Tasting Human Flesh
theonion.com
May 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by BenJamin
Be theatrical and brazen like pro wrestlers, since that’s what this has become (if we are very lucky). Call Elon Musk an ugly wimp on television. Call Donald Trump porky and unsmart. It’s okay to be 10% “incorrect” and bodyshame fascists with the stakes this high - Daffy Duck did it, so can we.
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by BenJamin
Some people can’t go where your dick is taking you. They were great for a season, but your dick has ordained you to go higher. It takes greater commitment, greater consecration, greater faith. It’ll remove certain people who would limit you so you can fulfill your purpose.
October 19, 2024 at 1:38 PM
ALOT of anime like things on Bluesky, not a bad thing but noteworthy
October 18, 2024 at 3:24 AM
a close up of a man wearing a hat and sweater
ALT: a close up of a man wearing a hat and sweater
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Bluesky me bro!
December 8, 2023 at 4:47 AM