G.I. Robot FTW. Point him toward the NAZIs.

It's the "innocent man shot by police had criminal record" framing.

He didn’t file the I-751, which led USCIS to terminate his status and issue a notice to appear. The NTA was filed with the court and he was ordered removed in absentia for missing the hearing. If he moved and didn’t update his address, he may not have known. Happens too often.

The signs say “employees must wash hands” but thanks to staffing cuts I can never find an employee when I need one.

I’ve spent time trying to reassure panicked clients (noncitizens and citizens alike) and now I feel like the biggest schmuck. I feel like I can’t rely on the legal system anymore. I hope I’m proved wrong.

I’m afraid it’s sexist, but I think of her as cosplay Barbie. She maintains her hair and makeup while swapping out costumes: ICE body armor, Border Patrol cap and windbreaker, cowboy regalia.