jemini 🍉
@j3mini.bsky.social
What do you call a vain viking? A norse-icisst
Farted in my bedroom and my cat IMMEDIATELY gagged. Aw man :(
May 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Farted in my bedroom and my cat IMMEDIATELY gagged. Aw man :(
I'm just so tired y'all
March 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm just so tired y'all
I have a loyal follower on Tumblr who reblogs all of my unhinged shit but it's to the point I think it might be a bot but I love them anyway, my little Bot Blogger
February 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I have a loyal follower on Tumblr who reblogs all of my unhinged shit but it's to the point I think it might be a bot but I love them anyway, my little Bot Blogger
Anyone else not even regulating their TikTok feed anymore? That shit can do what it's gonna do till it goes away
January 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Anyone else not even regulating their TikTok feed anymore? That shit can do what it's gonna do till it goes away
The sun was out for approximately five minutes so I ran to the balcony and basked like a snake and I've got serotonin to SPARE bitches
January 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The sun was out for approximately five minutes so I ran to the balcony and basked like a snake and I've got serotonin to SPARE bitches
When you shift in the bathtub and the hot water just suddenly hits so good
January 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
When you shift in the bathtub and the hot water just suddenly hits so good
Me after I leave work early cuz I want to: 🫶✌️
Me after I leave work cuz I'm sick: I'm so sorry I'm such a piece of shit I don't deserve to live I'm gonna get fired I deserve horrible things I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry-
Me after I leave work cuz I'm sick: I'm so sorry I'm such a piece of shit I don't deserve to live I'm gonna get fired I deserve horrible things I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry-
January 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Me after I leave work early cuz I want to: 🫶✌️
Me after I leave work cuz I'm sick: I'm so sorry I'm such a piece of shit I don't deserve to live I'm gonna get fired I deserve horrible things I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry-
Me after I leave work cuz I'm sick: I'm so sorry I'm such a piece of shit I don't deserve to live I'm gonna get fired I deserve horrible things I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry-
Finished that one Natlan Archon Quest and gave myself a crying headache 😂
December 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Finished that one Natlan Archon Quest and gave myself a crying headache 😂
Facebook is such a cesspool of AI shit posts at this point
December 29, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Facebook is such a cesspool of AI shit posts at this point
So I have a jagged molar (cuz I'm A Poor™ and can't afford to get it fixed) and I just found out couscous fits too well in it and I had to pry it out with a toothpick
December 28, 2024 at 3:07 AM
So I have a jagged molar (cuz I'm A Poor™ and can't afford to get it fixed) and I just found out couscous fits too well in it and I had to pry it out with a toothpick
Nothing like a new pack to absolutely YANK me back in
#pokemon #pokemontcg #MythicalIsland #Mew #Celebi
#pokemon #pokemontcg #MythicalIsland #Mew #Celebi
December 18, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Nothing like a new pack to absolutely YANK me back in
#pokemon #pokemontcg #MythicalIsland #Mew #Celebi
#pokemon #pokemontcg #MythicalIsland #Mew #Celebi
Excuse me while I just
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Thank you
Mandvdhc em xnfnfmxc c xnx c v xnfnfmxc tbfhfnrnd fncmd the done xi for to bdjfn
Thank you
December 17, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Excuse me while I just
Mandvdhc em xnfnfmxc c xnx c v xnfnfmxc tbfhfnrnd fncmd the done xi for to bdjfn
Thank you
Mandvdhc em xnfnfmxc c xnx c v xnfnfmxc tbfhfnrnd fncmd the done xi for to bdjfn
Thank you
December 9, 2024 at 7:01 AM
December 8, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I just KNEW Mr Jalapeno would end up on my top artists this year 😂
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I just KNEW Mr Jalapeno would end up on my top artists this year 😂
November 30, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Might as well!! Ask away!
November 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Might as well!! Ask away!
My cat DEMANDS to join me for bath time and if I don't allow it she destroys my carpet
November 28, 2024 at 4:50 AM
My cat DEMANDS to join me for bath time and if I don't allow it she destroys my carpet
Reposted by jemini 🍉
When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
This has been survival tips with Jen.
Reposted by jemini 🍉
I'm reading that Mark Zuckerberg is genuinely spooked by the rapid growth of Bluesky. Sounds pretty good.
November 28, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I'm reading that Mark Zuckerberg is genuinely spooked by the rapid growth of Bluesky. Sounds pretty good.
Y'all. Do yourself a favor and peel boiled eggs with a spoon
November 28, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Y'all. Do yourself a favor and peel boiled eggs with a spoon
The only thing I'll be thankful for this season is when Thanksgiving is over and people stop shopping so goddamn much
November 22, 2024 at 6:18 AM
The only thing I'll be thankful for this season is when Thanksgiving is over and people stop shopping so goddamn much