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joni
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"she's the cat's meow" -my friends and enemies

world renowned chocolate milk with ice enjoyer
this week i worked 10 hours on my birthday, attended my grandmother's funeral the next day, found an apparently unresolved medical problem, and my debit card # got used by some dumbass at kroger in atlanta (a city i have never been to)

as disrespectfully as possible, fuck this week
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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me eating a Kit
OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
if a young progressive was on the edge of running for senate in maine, now is the time to enter the race.

you've got your work cut out for you, and a large base of people looking for a new candidate that's not in their twilight years
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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And we here at Microsoft imagine an exciting future where nobody loves using their entire computer
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
let the record show, i would have no qualms with mysterious liquid being dumped on me from above if it helps stop the spread of fascism
October 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
BREAKING: Trump to C** on San Francisco in Latest Brazen Overreach of Presidential Power
TRUMP: If I were a Democrat, I'd say, 'Come on it.' What do you have to lose?

BARTIROMO: And you're going to San Francisco next

TRUMP: We're gonna go to San Francisco. The difference is I think they want us in San Francisco. 15 year ago, it went woke.
October 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
literally cannot stop thinking about the political and economic state of the world right now :(
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
anyone else on mastodon? after the whole bluesky CEO thing, I don't want all my eggs in one social-media-shaped basket

just made an account on mastodon, so hopefully over time i'll find my people there too
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
update: my life has been changed. much more of a rabbit-hole than i thought it would be. obsessed with finding new inks, and different nib sizes for different tasks
i've been fountain pen pilled
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Please support artists. We do so much to tour and get out in front of people. And as the opening band, we do all the work. We aren’t the big band in a bus with a crew selling for us. We drive. We sell. We load. We tour manage. We do the most and get paid the least!
September 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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The song only ends when the last person stops singing.
September 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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“Miss Modular” Stereolab — Dots and Loops (1997)
September 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i hate trying to support small businesses only to find out afterward that they're a bad company
September 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i've been fountain pen pilled
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i'm going to take an edible every hour until things get better
September 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i'm not a doomer at heart, but everyone else around me is either clueless or on the brink of collapse. very tough balancing act to maintain
September 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
fuck it i'm going back to linux
September 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
2025 has been such a good year for music it's a shame it sucks for everything else
September 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
so after i sent this into the void i started listening to feels so good... it's now been the only thing my sister and i have been listening to for the last week and a half
watching a fight between chuck mangione and luigi mangione would feel so good
August 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
great idea!

now we just need someone who isn't a Sleazy Little Rat Man®️ toward minorities to pick up this attitude, then we're SET
"Newsom’s threat to retaliate in kind is not a divisive attack on good governance. It is, instead, the only hope for democracy. Bipartisanship right now is appeasement. Democrats cannot and should not hide behind neutrality and fairness as MAGA incinerates the remaining tatters of our republic."
Gavin Newsom's moment
Democrats have found their fight. Newsom is leading the charge.
www.publicnotice.co
August 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
vyvanse princess carrying me into the new day
August 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
they gave AI anxiety and comorbid depression, poor thing 😢🤧

now is the time to call upon the teachings of our parents about these things and tell it that it's 100% right about being a disgrace and a failure
Proof they stole training data from me personally
August 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
holy fuck the press pool really has died and went to hell huh?

the medal of freedom has always been about show, but it for sure wasn't intended for some dipshit kid named Big Balls

"i'll have to ask him ... thanks for being here"

fucking sycophants
Benny Johnson: “Will the president consider giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Big Balls?”

Leavitt: "I haven't spoken to him about that but perhaps it's something that he would consider."
August 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
-history of misunderstanding the job he's nominated to work
-braindead loyalist with few credentials
-no commitment to the truth

sounds like the perfect candidate for congress to not fight back on at all and vote in anyway 🙃
Trump's nominee for BLS commissioner, EJ Antoni, is disastrously terrible. He's a 1200%, 1300% maybe 1400% in-the-tank Trumper, with few credentials beyond a history of misrepresenting or misunderstanding economic statistics. He has shown no commitment to truth
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
www.washingtonpost.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM