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Jay
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Folks online too comfy talking like someone real isn’t listening and isn’t hurt by what you’re saying. But not me. I get that we are all real humans with real emotions and experiences. And we’re all capable of being hurt.

Makes it a lot more fun
August 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
July 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
#2025InsAndOuts
out: setting an alarm on work nights
in: sleeping upside down like a bat & only descending when all the blood has rushed to your head
January 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
#2025InsAndOuts
out: shooting my shot
in: shooting paintballs at mannequins during a first date with a stranger & making her pay for my bail
January 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
#2025InsAndOuts
out: TikTok doomscrolling while I poop
in: Duolingo Latin lessons while I pleasure myself
January 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
#2025InsAndOuts
out: explaining why I didn’t text you back for several days
in: not responding at all, or at least until I need your advice about which color I should paint my bookshelf
January 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
#2025InsAndOuts
out: seeking & cultivating positive relationships
in: just fuckin pissing myself whenever im nervous
January 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
#2025InsAndOuts

out: Breaking Bad binge rewatch
in: collecting my toenails until I have enough to fill a large bell jar & shake it like a tambourine in this year’s earth day parade
January 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
#2025InsAndOuts

out: texting your mom
in: texting your high school ex when you’re in the backseat of a speeding sedan driven by your coworker who won’t stop talking about this crazy lucrative proposal he’s fielding to potential investors involving ketamine & lobotomies
January 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
#2025InsAndOuts

Out: being nice to old people by default even when they’re being assholes
In: tripping them on the sidewalk even when they’re smiling at you
January 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
2025InsAndOuts
Out: posting a selfie with the current temperature in my area on my insta
In: sending a pic of my morning dookie to my dad in jail

#newyear
January 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Out: liking someone’s story just because they’re hot even though you’ll never have a chance at tapping
In: swinging by the same gas station on a weekly basis & spray-painting your socials on a random vehicle

#newyear
January 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Evolving the MLB: put grenades in random balls
December 16, 2024 at 11:24 AM
writing is like exercising, mainly because god DAMMIT
December 16, 2024 at 11:23 AM
The Matrix sets up future stories far better than Star Wars, and its trilogy has more narrative cohesion. And I love Star Wars.
December 16, 2024 at 11:23 AM
it’s my 28th bday today so here are my takes: most people are nuts; money is slippery; wool socks should be plentiful; books are better than YouTube when you’re depressed
December 16, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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you should be able to buy a Cameo from daniel day lewis where he dresses up as bill the butcher and murders you
December 13, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Can’t relate, am not a human person with a frustratingly biological existence
I would absolutely rather talk about astrophysics than health — partly because it’s where my expertise lies and partly because it’s more fun — but as a human person with a frustratingly biological existence (and friends and family who are also humans) it’s real hard to just ignore this dire stuff
And now this. My father had polio when he was a child in the 1930s. He thankfully survived. Many did not. This is, well, evil. Let's not mince words. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
December 13, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Nancy fuckin roasted that bi H
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 12,1966
December 13, 2024 at 12:51 PM
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Remember y’all, we don’t need anyone’s approval but our own. 😌
December 12, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Happy 99th Birthday to Dick Van Dyke 🎂
December 13, 2024 at 9:30 AM
i have a scifi series i want to publish and i want it to be illustrated by a talented artist with genuine interest in the story/characters etc. so im hoping to connect with #artists to chat & collaborate!! please please hmu if you’ve got any urge to pursue that kind of thing!
December 13, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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I just think everyone should reread Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle”.
December 10, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by lantern light in a lighthouse on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t classify yourself as “marriage material.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:10 AM