Makes it a lot more fun
Makes it a lot more fun
out: setting an alarm on work nights
in: sleeping upside down like a bat & only descending when all the blood has rushed to your head
out: setting an alarm on work nights
in: sleeping upside down like a bat & only descending when all the blood has rushed to your head
out: shooting my shot
in: shooting paintballs at mannequins during a first date with a stranger & making her pay for my bail
out: shooting my shot
in: shooting paintballs at mannequins during a first date with a stranger & making her pay for my bail
out: TikTok doomscrolling while I poop
in: Duolingo Latin lessons while I pleasure myself
out: TikTok doomscrolling while I poop
in: Duolingo Latin lessons while I pleasure myself
out: explaining why I didn’t text you back for several days
in: not responding at all, or at least until I need your advice about which color I should paint my bookshelf
out: explaining why I didn’t text you back for several days
in: not responding at all, or at least until I need your advice about which color I should paint my bookshelf
out: seeking & cultivating positive relationships
in: just fuckin pissing myself whenever im nervous
out: seeking & cultivating positive relationships
in: just fuckin pissing myself whenever im nervous
out: Breaking Bad binge rewatch
in: collecting my toenails until I have enough to fill a large bell jar & shake it like a tambourine in this year’s earth day parade
out: Breaking Bad binge rewatch
in: collecting my toenails until I have enough to fill a large bell jar & shake it like a tambourine in this year’s earth day parade
out: texting your mom
in: texting your high school ex when you’re in the backseat of a speeding sedan driven by your coworker who won’t stop talking about this crazy lucrative proposal he’s fielding to potential investors involving ketamine & lobotomies
out: texting your mom
in: texting your high school ex when you’re in the backseat of a speeding sedan driven by your coworker who won’t stop talking about this crazy lucrative proposal he’s fielding to potential investors involving ketamine & lobotomies
Out: being nice to old people by default even when they’re being assholes
In: tripping them on the sidewalk even when they’re smiling at you
Out: being nice to old people by default even when they’re being assholes
In: tripping them on the sidewalk even when they’re smiling at you
Out: posting a selfie with the current temperature in my area on my insta
In: sending a pic of my morning dookie to my dad in jail
#newyear
Out: posting a selfie with the current temperature in my area on my insta
In: sending a pic of my morning dookie to my dad in jail
#newyear
In: swinging by the same gas station on a weekly basis & spray-painting your socials on a random vehicle
#newyear
In: swinging by the same gas station on a weekly basis & spray-painting your socials on a random vehicle
#newyear
December 12,1966