Goran Pandevski
@j-ordans.bsky.social
I am one Pantera’s Box u don’t wanna open pal
^ please don’t correct me it sickens me
^ please don’t correct me it sickens me
Hit you with that drop kick Marty Jannetty
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Hit you with that drop kick Marty Jannetty
Pro tip Melbourne drivers if you even spend two minutes in traffic on tolls, if you message or call bitch ass Linkt and say their roads are shit, you will likely get refunded/account credit. I owed them $110 and now $0 because “they made me late for work”
January 20, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Pro tip Melbourne drivers if you even spend two minutes in traffic on tolls, if you message or call bitch ass Linkt and say their roads are shit, you will likely get refunded/account credit. I owed them $110 and now $0 because “they made me late for work”
Use steroids. they’re off chops
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Use steroids. they’re off chops
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just wanna go to burning man and suck my own dick
January 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I just wanna go to burning man and suck my own dick
Paul Giamatti the GOAT everybody go watch Big Fat Liar
Paul Giamatti seems to have hit that sweet spot that Jack Nicholson occupied for many years and that Nicolas Cage occupies in his good stretches: able to switch back and forth between superb dramatic actor and delightful scenery-chewing ham.
January 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Paul Giamatti the GOAT everybody go watch Big Fat Liar
Yung Leandoer 24
Kendrick big steppers
Weeknd after hours
ScHoolboy blank face
1975 at their best
Kendrick big steppers
Weeknd after hours
ScHoolboy blank face
1975 at their best
January 19, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Yung Leandoer 24
Kendrick big steppers
Weeknd after hours
ScHoolboy blank face
1975 at their best
Kendrick big steppers
Weeknd after hours
ScHoolboy blank face
1975 at their best
Whole epilogue/ending of Sinners was chefs smooch, give it all the awards. Made me go home and hug my brothers
"Before the sun went down, I think that was the best day of my life."
That line recontextualizes the entire film, followed by Stack's line - "For just a moment, we were free."
This is a story about real life, real history, real stories wrapped up in a fantastical vampire tale. 🫡 #HATM
That line recontextualizes the entire film, followed by Stack's line - "For just a moment, we were free."
This is a story about real life, real history, real stories wrapped up in a fantastical vampire tale. 🫡 #HATM
January 19, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Whole epilogue/ending of Sinners was chefs smooch, give it all the awards. Made me go home and hug my brothers
TAR N FEATHERS FOR GIANNI
January 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
TAR N FEATHERS FOR GIANNI
And BRAHIM WHY PANENKA YOU STUPID BOY YOU ARE NOT ZIDANE OR PIRLO
Sadio Mane best player in the weeerld I’m being sherioush #AFCON
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
And BRAHIM WHY PANENKA YOU STUPID BOY YOU ARE NOT ZIDANE OR PIRLO
One of the worst things to come out of the new fascism are cocksmokers like this because we’ve all met them.
Never been funny or interesting a day in his life but now wants to talk about “the left” and “how you can’t say anything anymore” dis dat fuck every cunt like this
Never been funny or interesting a day in his life but now wants to talk about “the left” and “how you can’t say anything anymore” dis dat fuck every cunt like this
“Welcome to ‘Whiskey Friday,’ brought to you by Tears of The Left Bourbon. I’m Tony Dickpills, and my guest tonight is… [checks notes; visibly grimaces] …yet again, your friend and mine, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigalo!”
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
One of the worst things to come out of the new fascism are cocksmokers like this because we’ve all met them.
Never been funny or interesting a day in his life but now wants to talk about “the left” and “how you can’t say anything anymore” dis dat fuck every cunt like this
Never been funny or interesting a day in his life but now wants to talk about “the left” and “how you can’t say anything anymore” dis dat fuck every cunt like this
2nd thoughts on don’t be dumb:
- to play Devils Avocado I reckon rocky can rap as good as if not better than Kendrick/cole/scHoolboy/tyler but goes style over substance and it doesn’t always hit
- to play Devils Avocado I reckon rocky can rap as good as if not better than Kendrick/cole/scHoolboy/tyler but goes style over substance and it doesn’t always hit
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
2nd thoughts on don’t be dumb:
- to play Devils Avocado I reckon rocky can rap as good as if not better than Kendrick/cole/scHoolboy/tyler but goes style over substance and it doesn’t always hit
- to play Devils Avocado I reckon rocky can rap as good as if not better than Kendrick/cole/scHoolboy/tyler but goes style over substance and it doesn’t always hit
Shoutout Edward Bulwer-Lytton for coining the phrase “the unwashed masses“ its the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Shoutout Edward Bulwer-Lytton for coining the phrase “the unwashed masses“ its the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
Tryna make Yerba mate my new personality without carrying one of those goofy ahhh gourds around as well as getting over the fact it tastes like an ashtray full of chop chop ciggies
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Tryna make Yerba mate my new personality without carrying one of those goofy ahhh gourds around as well as getting over the fact it tastes like an ashtray full of chop chop ciggies
SCRATCH THAT FKN VAR HAS STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY
THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS ILL GIVE IT TO MATT GRIMALDI
THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS ILL GIVE IT TO MATT GRIMALDI
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 AM
SCRATCH THAT FKN VAR HAS STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY
THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS ILL GIVE IT TO MATT GRIMALDI
THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS ILL GIVE IT TO MATT GRIMALDI
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 AM
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY
THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS ILL GIVE IT TO MATT GRIMALDI
THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS ILL GIVE IT TO MATT GRIMALDI
#musicsky ASAP Rocky Don’t be Dumb 1st thoughts:
- will i am will never not be corny
- doechii verse got me erect
- no trespassing song of the year
- black demarco/swat team sick
- YOUR BABY DADDY SIT DOWN WHEN HE PISS
- not bad
- will i am will never not be corny
- doechii verse got me erect
- no trespassing song of the year
- black demarco/swat team sick
- YOUR BABY DADDY SIT DOWN WHEN HE PISS
- not bad
January 17, 2026 at 7:08 AM
#musicsky ASAP Rocky Don’t be Dumb 1st thoughts:
- will i am will never not be corny
- doechii verse got me erect
- no trespassing song of the year
- black demarco/swat team sick
- YOUR BABY DADDY SIT DOWN WHEN HE PISS
- not bad
- will i am will never not be corny
- doechii verse got me erect
- no trespassing song of the year
- black demarco/swat team sick
- YOUR BABY DADDY SIT DOWN WHEN HE PISS
- not bad
3, 10, Why, When by Jamie Woon on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Who tf on Kendrick’s team forgot to call Shoreline Mafia for GNX
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Who tf on Kendrick’s team forgot to call Shoreline Mafia for GNX
Swear I’m not built for working in an office. Every time colleagues bring in one of their bullshit cakes I get a panic attack. Because either you stay at your desk and look mean or awkward. But man standing in the cake-eating circle might as well be the 10TH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH DRY ASS CARROT CAKE
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Swear I’m not built for working in an office. Every time colleagues bring in one of their bullshit cakes I get a panic attack. Because either you stay at your desk and look mean or awkward. But man standing in the cake-eating circle might as well be the 10TH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH DRY ASS CARROT CAKE
Geria not coming back, then D’Agostino to Roar, now this, how much more betrayal can I take
New from me;
As Socceroo Ryan Teague lands, Melbourne City stands on the precipice of doing something in the A-League Men. Coach Aurelio Vidmar is waiting to see if it’s a surge up the table or an implosion.
🔗: www.jdlmedia.com.au/p/teague-lan... .
As Socceroo Ryan Teague lands, Melbourne City stands on the precipice of doing something in the A-League Men. Coach Aurelio Vidmar is waiting to see if it’s a surge up the table or an implosion.
🔗: www.jdlmedia.com.au/p/teague-lan... .
Teague lands as City faces make or break Auckland visit
Melbourne City stands on the precipice of doing something in the A-League Men. Coach Aurelio Vidmar, however, can’t quite be certain yet if it’s a surge up the table or an implosion.
www.jdlmedia.com.au
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Geria not coming back, then D’Agostino to Roar, now this, how much more betrayal can I take
Everywhere I look I’m neck deep in ‘geedup‘ a-holes
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Everywhere I look I’m neck deep in ‘geedup‘ a-holes
AS FLIES TO WANTON BOYS WE ARE TO THE GODS. THEY KILL US FOR THE SPORT. SOON THE SCIENCE WILL RESTORE OUR CELLS SO WE BECOME ETERNAL. ONLY ACCIDENTS, CRIME AND WAR WILL STILL KILL US. BUT UNFORTUNATELY CRIME AND WAR WILL MULTIPLY.
- King Eric in 2019 with the Quasimodo-esque predictions
- King Eric in 2019 with the Quasimodo-esque predictions
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 AM
AS FLIES TO WANTON BOYS WE ARE TO THE GODS. THEY KILL US FOR THE SPORT. SOON THE SCIENCE WILL RESTORE OUR CELLS SO WE BECOME ETERNAL. ONLY ACCIDENTS, CRIME AND WAR WILL STILL KILL US. BUT UNFORTUNATELY CRIME AND WAR WILL MULTIPLY.
- King Eric in 2019 with the Quasimodo-esque predictions
- King Eric in 2019 with the Quasimodo-esque predictions