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Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain. You know, the usual
@afishcalledwanda.bsky.social At what time can we expect our Oscar's fashion breakdown?
March 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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‘It’s only been 65 years or so, y’know…’
Heard this awful story about Gene Hackman’s dad leaving him but never directly from him.
Heartbreaking.
March 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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gonna be wild when they catch the shooter and he presents the cops with his Get Out Of Jail free card
December 8, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Have you seen Chicago PD's tab?
December 1, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Things you should know: Beef Tenderloin was a solid success. Mashed potatoes needed more flavor, is that a thing? Mushrooms and gravy were a hit. Overall, it's not bad for a non cook who had a rack jammed incorrectly into the oven about 24 hours ago.
November 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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I wish someone would do a turkey trot that’s like the running of the bulls in Spain where you actually run with turkeys.
November 28, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Doing laundry watching the 9th inning and near tears. This was an amazing game. The whole place was rocking.
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Woke up and this game from 9/13/98 is being replayed. I was at this game! Now I'm remembering some guys.
November 27, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Nothing is working. I've phoned a friend for help tomorrow. I'm taking advantage of being a first year widow. People apparently want to help.
Let's say you accidentally fucked up putting the rack in your oven and it's stuck. How would you get it out? B/C it's not budging.
November 27, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Let's say you accidentally fucked up putting the rack in your oven and it's stuck. How would you get it out? B/C it's not budging.
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Don't fuck with swans. They are mean as hell.
Holy fuck a swan just tried to eat my camera.
November 24, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I'm cleaning the oven for the first time in my life.
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
@becky-mi.bsky.social he was looking at me the whole time.
November 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Rhett says helloooo.
November 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Would hate to upset this
November 9, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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9 Cousin Olivers.
October 23, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Pretty good day.
October 21, 2023 at 10:23 PM
This tree makes me ridiculously happy this time of year.
October 21, 2023 at 1:52 PM
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"We need Democratic votes, so the Democrats should come to us and make an offer and I'm pissed off that they haven't done so yet" is peak Republican.

Like, my guy:
You need them. You go to them. And that hat? It goes in your hand when you do.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
October 12, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Al booked a flight for me and it's the wrong date. Don't book travel while super high folks. It will cause some shit!
October 9, 2023 at 1:36 AM
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This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck.
October 8, 2023 at 1:27 AM
7 years ago. FB pop up caught me off guard this morning. Miss your face.
October 8, 2023 at 12:09 PM
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The police chief has now resigned seven weeks after I broke this story.

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SCOOP: The Kansas newspaper raided Friday by cops had been investigating allegations of sexual misconduct by the chief of police at his previous job.

Read my full convo with Eric Meyer, publisher of the Marion County Record: https://thehandbasket.substack.com/p/a-conversation-with-the-newspaper
October 3, 2023 at 2:29 AM
🪶Good birds this morning.
September 30, 2023 at 2:30 PM