LaZy JaMes
@j-meeeeee.bsky.social
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?
Director of Emotional Stability for the 3rd Oblong. Rhysling lives! X-Minus One.
LETTUCE PLAY. SHALL WE?
Director of Emotional Stability for the 3rd Oblong. Rhysling lives! X-Minus One.
LETTUCE PLAY. SHALL WE?
Pinned
My talent is pretending to have talent.
Planting potatas?
when I dig deep I often find a lot of belly button lint
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Planting potatas?
Stand back. I'm a navel officer. Newly promoted too.
a lint catcher for my belly button
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Stand back. I'm a navel officer. Newly promoted too.
Only King I recognize is Kong.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Only King I recognize is Kong.
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
John Cougar Mellenhead.
John Cougar Mellenhead.
Traylor Swift.
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Yeastie Boys
Yeastie Boys
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
John Cougar Mellenhead.
John Cougar Mellenhead.
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
What's your favorite song about the rain?
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What's your favorite song about the rain?
What's your favorite song about the rain?
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What's your favorite song about the rain?
Guys. I told you not to spin Susan in a circle. It'll make her lazy.
Well. Hey. Next rotation, ask her to hand me the salt, would ya?
Well. Hey. Next rotation, ask her to hand me the salt, would ya?
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Guys. I told you not to spin Susan in a circle. It'll make her lazy.
Well. Hey. Next rotation, ask her to hand me the salt, would ya?
Well. Hey. Next rotation, ask her to hand me the salt, would ya?
I think I could listen to Sting all day without getting bored. In fact I just did.
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I think I could listen to Sting all day without getting bored. In fact I just did.
Oh look. YOUR dog effectuated on the carpet again.
WHY IS HE ALWAYS MY DOG WHEN HE EFFECTUATES?
WHY IS HE ALWAYS MY DOG WHEN HE EFFECTUATES?
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh look. YOUR dog effectuated on the carpet again.
WHY IS HE ALWAYS MY DOG WHEN HE EFFECTUATES?
WHY IS HE ALWAYS MY DOG WHEN HE EFFECTUATES?
Anybody here like cheese?
Ask a generalized question then prevent any & all interaction. [IDGI. What's the point?]
Ask a generalized question then prevent any & all interaction. [IDGI. What's the point?]
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Anybody here like cheese?
Ask a generalized question then prevent any & all interaction. [IDGI. What's the point?]
Ask a generalized question then prevent any & all interaction. [IDGI. What's the point?]
Mine has bones in it.
Sometimes I think I’m doing great, and then I choke on my spit for no reason
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mine has bones in it.
No. That's probs not a good idea.
unclench your buttocks
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No. That's probs not a good idea.
BREAKING:
More bullshit than you can possibly imagine.
More bullshit than you can possibly imagine.
BREAKING:
My heart
My heart
BREAKING:
Up is hard to do.
Up is hard to do.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
BREAKING:
More bullshit than you can possibly imagine.
More bullshit than you can possibly imagine.
Agreed. I read them in the 90s. What started as a solid premise & cool idea became diluted with way, way too many characters. Nearly impossible to keep track of who is who. I simply couldn't finish the series. Flawed heroes are common but Rand is one the least interesting characters & most annoying.
also I’m listening to the Wheel of Time audiobooks while working on stuff that isn’t reading and writing and Rand al’Thor simply gets more insufferable every time I read them. like, dude, at least half your problems stem directly from misogyny
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Agreed. I read them in the 90s. What started as a solid premise & cool idea became diluted with way, way too many characters. Nearly impossible to keep track of who is who. I simply couldn't finish the series. Flawed heroes are common but Rand is one the least interesting characters & most annoying.
My talent is pretending to have talent.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My talent is pretending to have talent.
BREAKING:
My heart
My heart
BREAKING:
Up is hard to do.
Up is hard to do.
BREAKING:
Glasses.
Glasses.
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
BREAKING:
My heart
My heart
If you see this, post a bird.
[the Ruth is free]
[the Ruth is free]
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If you see this, post a bird.
[the Ruth is free]
[the Ruth is free]