J-Dave
@j-dave.bsky.social
CA lawyer. Almost social. Almost gifted. Almost retired. Still learning new tricks. Disobedient in advance and at most other times too.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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I can think of some boat parades he might want to look at
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I can think of some boat parades he might want to look at
**Sitting Bull has entered the chat**
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
**Sitting Bull has entered the chat**
Donald Trump makes "postcards from the edge" look like the Oxford English Dictionary
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Donald Trump makes "postcards from the edge" look like the Oxford English Dictionary
Someone at The Athletic suggested "The Pedolands." That has my vote!
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Someone at The Athletic suggested "The Pedolands." That has my vote!
Courts do not "accuse" in their rulings. They "find."
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Courts do not "accuse" in their rulings. They "find."
"We musy always give the President the benefit of the doubt, but on this record there is no doubt upon which to confer such a benefit."
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"We musy always give the President the benefit of the doubt, but on this record there is no doubt upon which to confer such a benefit."
"At this very moment millions of devious freeloaders are rushing out for their hairweaves. Only this Court can stop that madness."
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"At this very moment millions of devious freeloaders are rushing out for their hairweaves. Only this Court can stop that madness."
There's no hardship like Trump having to obey someone who's not also a dictator
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There's no hardship like Trump having to obey someone who's not also a dictator
That's no hoagie -- that's a hero!
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
That's no hoagie -- that's a hero!
Pretty sure firing an object that qualifies for a gag gift is not assault because at no time is it not just funny
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Pretty sure firing an object that qualifies for a gag gift is not assault because at no time is it not just funny
Little Papi says what?
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Little Papi says what?
"It was born a hoagie but it died a hero"
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"It was born a hoagie but it died a hero"
Nobody here but us unpaid crisis voters
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Nobody here but us unpaid crisis voters
Has Trump declared the electoral wipeout "an insurrection" yet?
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Has Trump declared the electoral wipeout "an insurrection" yet?
Sobering to think our survival may depend on getting many of them to vote Democratic
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sobering to think our survival may depend on getting many of them to vote Democratic
Has the government requested a lesser-included instruction on littering yet?
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Has the government requested a lesser-included instruction on littering yet?
Never too early to call the real winner
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Never too early to call the real winner
"He's a real prince if you get my drift"
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"He's a real prince if you get my drift"
I got to run it in 1987. Definitely a lifetime memory!
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I got to run it in 1987. Definitely a lifetime memory!
Let me guess:
"Enhanced due process"
"Enhanced due process"
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Let me guess:
"Enhanced due process"
"Enhanced due process"
Pretty sure it's CovfefeBot
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Pretty sure it's CovfefeBot
So a wingnut lawsuit *can* be too wingnutty even for wingnut go-to Kacsmaryk
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So a wingnut lawsuit *can* be too wingnutty even for wingnut go-to Kacsmaryk
NARRATOR: "Making America great again would have to wait until the 2028 election"
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
NARRATOR: "Making America great again would have to wait until the 2028 election"
How about giving the stormtroopers candy then
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
How about giving the stormtroopers candy then