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Izzy (pejorative)
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The "T" will not be fucken silent

Oh well, whatever, nevermind...
Pearl jam!

"A giant jork" - Amy
Pinned
Hannibal Lecter: why were the lambs screaming Clarice

Clarice Starling (scrolling dejectedly): I mean have you seen the news lately Dr Lecter?

(Shows Hannibal the top 5 trending news stories)

Hannibal Lecter: oh dear god, those monsters!
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Pride Month may be over, but the pride never ends! Here are over FIFTY queer Adult sff books coming in the next six months!

including releases from @nghivo.bsky.social, @tashasuri.bsky.social, @charliejane.bsky.social, @chucktingle.bsky.social and MANY more!

✨ 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🏳️‍🌈 ✨
Every Month is Pride: Queer Adult SFF for the Rest of 2025 - Every Book a Doorway
PRIDE LASTS ALL YEAR: or, queer Adult SFF releasing from July-December!
buff.ly
July 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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cat: omg you’re home I have something I absolutely cannot wait to show you

me: is it your butth—

cat: it’s my butthole
May 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Love the rebranding of @cbbworld.bsky.social to Comedy Dub Dub!
I an I, Yah Mon
May 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Seeing the general vibe around how done and dusted the libs are forever more, I'd like to gently remind folks of 2013 when labour was annihilated and reduced to 55 seats as the LNP soared to over 90. That was only 12 years ago, shit can change quick in a capricious world
May 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP
May 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
BREAKING: Dickson now dickless!
May 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The ABC
"we'll bring you the best election analysis with the best experts"
proceeds to show Speers, Karvalas and Crabb the dumbest bunch of rocks outside fucken commercial morning TV
April 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Pope, and the far more action oriented sequel Popes
April 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Welp, guess I gotta go watch conclave now to see what the rules are for the election of earth's no. 1 ranked Ghost whisperer
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is the kind of history we need right now
Most V/AFL games by papal reign
117 CPannam Leo XIII
208 JMcHale Pius X
117 PDaykin Benedict XV
290 GCoventry Pius XI
290 BHutchison Pius XII
84 TJohnson John XXIII
298 JRantall Paul VI
5 12 players John Paul I
375 CBradley John Paul II
186 RO'Keefe Benedict XVI
275 MBlicavs FRANCIS I
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If a Linehan-identifying humanoid is occupying a humanity only space it is committing a violent act and you should kick 7 shades of shit out of it and leave it to choke on its own bile, blood and teeth.
April 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Anyone talking about separating the art from the artist at the moment had better be talking about hacking arms off with a machete
April 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I got my very own bluesky replyguy!
April 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So it's come to this, rewatching 30 Rock for the 10th time and just plugging my ears when the transphobia happens
April 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Pooping with the door open at home is the kind of behaviour that got us into this mess!

And no, I won't tell you where this skleep was sklorted from - just asking me that is a breach of my privacy!
April 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Apr 6
Math and computer science researchers have long known that some questions are fundamentally unanswerable. Now physicists are exploring how physical systems put hard limits on what we can predict.
Scientists Are Mapping the Boundaries of What Is Knowable and Unknowable
Math and computer science researchers have long known that some questions are fundamentally unanswerable. Now physicists are exploring how physical systems put hard limits on what we can predict.
wrd.cm
April 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
*yawns, stretches*
wow it's so late, should prob head to bed
*sees clock and it's not even 8pm*
Daylight savings, you've fooled me again!
April 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Listening to @thefootywithbro.bsky.social and LOVE the shoutout to trans day of visibility from Marnie and the gang.

Total heartfelt gratitude for helping me feel like footy is still for me!
April 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The convict country leading the 🌈 way once again❤️

Bigots who vilify LGBTQIA+ people, women and people living with disabilities now face up to five years in jail.

Victoria 🇦🇺 passes anti-vilification laws, protecting LGBTQIA+ people.

qnews.com.au/victoria-pas...
Victoria passes anti-vilification laws, protecting LGBTQIA+ people
QNews LGBTIQA+ News
qnews.com.au
April 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A tv show should always tell you what it's about in the title. That's why the show Dexter should have been called Deadster. Because of all the killings you see
March 31, 2025 at 11:11 AM