Izzy Fredispucci
izzyfredispucci.bsky.social
Izzy Fredispucci
@izzyfredispucci.bsky.social
I’m me
Nah cause Texas is Bigger bro
Y’all don’t understand how large the contiguous United States is

Other things in comparison for scale
May 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Fuck that, give it to me please
can someone give me 500,000 dollars cash
February 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
No lie today, I just want money
February 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ice was outlawed in 1783
They never reinstated the legality of it actually so enjoy that ice-cold beverage, you fucking criminals.
February 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Boutta try an get a job at The Onion with all this NEWS I be spittin
February 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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We are getting closer to the funding!
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February 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What would y’all think if I started dong little comedy skits
February 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
If it were up to me you’d get a promotion
I got fired for flushing a pickle down the toilet and clogging it, and I think that's unfair and fucked up
February 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Literally no one:
Dehydrated Gooners:
February 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Just bumped into an old friend.
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Johnny Cash is my fav rap star tho. Straight fucking bars.
February 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Elvis is by far the best rapper to ever spit—TO THIS DAY!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Birds are the only animals that breastfeed their young.
February 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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People are out there saying horrible lies to get people to grieve for them and give them their money. And they get away with this shit.
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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To close this post, here is a picture of Mario Luigi, from Pokémon mystery dungeon: other m
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Dinosaurs arent real. The fossils and bones we’ve discovered are actually all Jerboas. They were much bigger in prehistoric times
February 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Pumpernickel is named after an ancient form of currency
Plumpednickels.
These plumplenickeles were worth ¢5.7 each
They were unfortunately discontinued in the year 2028 B.T. (Before times)
February 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Rocks are good for your bones
February 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Anyone can reply to this
February 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Get a load of this fat fucking fungus I found some time ago
January 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Turkey tails o plenty #mushrooms #mushroomphotography
February 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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February 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Literally no one:
Dehydrated Gooners:
February 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Elvis is by far the best rapper to ever spit—TO THIS DAY!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM