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Dan Izzo
@izzos.us
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Attorney (VA & DC Licensed)

"Lawyers are basically just attack librarians"
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This is a crime against humanity
Picture showing 3 USB ports on a piece of electronics, right next to each other, the first two are oriented so the empty space is on the right, the third so that it is on the left.
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Roy Batty Blade Runner meme with "I Could smell the onions, I could smell the mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Biden: Champions and passes a bill specifically targeted at reducing inflation to help Americans

Trump: Declares prices are falling even after being told they're going up

CNN: These are the same
Trump denies inflation is hurting Americans. It’s the same mistake that haunted Biden
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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This is some real insane racism
Tweet By Bowtied German Finding Dua Lipa attractive means you don't have the epigenetic europid blood memory of distrusting gypsies. I look at this woman and my DNA tells me she's just distracting me so her brothers can steal my livestock.
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Even for the @nypost.com this is some bullshit level nonsense
New York Post Headline "Possible alien spacecraft 3I/ATLAS makes unusual shift while hurting towards the Sun"
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Just WTF happened to this man...
John Fetterman taking a selfie with Lara Trump
October 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Quote by Erika Kirk: "No one will ever replace Charlie...but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD...Vice President JD Vance"
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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This is bait right? It's fake or a bit? Right...someone say it is...
Post from James Hawkins (co-ceo at post hog) saying the normal flight route from Los Angeles to Paris which follows the curvature of the Earth up through Canada is "inefficient" and shows an "Ai Powered Route" that is a straight line through the Middle of the United States. A much LONGER route because...EARTH IS A SPHERE!
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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How could you possibly call this man an anti-semite
Eric Adams in his Jewish Pimp costume.
October 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I see Skuzy enjoys putting people on blast but doesn't like it when people respond.
Dan Izzo @izzos.us he/him Apparently I hate waffles everyone... Quoting Skuzy @skuzy1572.bsky.social 2m Oh look another white man defending racism and bigotry. It's okay the Nazis are nice to me they just think it's okay to harm people they don't know or see. Fuck off trash ass human. Screenshot showing he removed my previous quote of his despite having no problems quoting me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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I see you can dish it out but can't take it
Screenshot showing Skuzy deleted his post from my Quote after trying to put me on blast.
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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So for my friends who are queer...tag yourself
A list of "Types of Homosexual" allegedly from a 1958 UK government report: List consists of: The Bisexual The Married Man: Upper Class Middle Class Working Class The Demoralized Married Man The Young Bisexual The Self-isolated Homosexual The Fully Sublimated Homosexual or Bisexual The Homosexual Prostitute: The Young Volunteer The Call-boy The "Cottage" type The Club and Pub Prostitute The "Roller" Sugar Daddies "Married" Homosexual Partners The Pub Type The Club Type The Homosexual "Friend" The Prison Queer The Ship's Queer The War Queer The Homosexual Alcoholic The "Guilty" Homosexual The Religious Homosexual
October 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I mean...that's Caesar's Legion right? That's what they are, this would be an accurate to the game portrayal of them.

This is gonna be another "Right-wing fans discover their favorite characters are actually the bad guys" thing isn't it.
Screenshot of Tweet by @ShitpostRock reacting to poster for Fallout Season 2 which shows Caesar's Legion stating: "You already know they brought in the Legion just to make them evil, racist, misogynistic villains who get epically destroyed by Bethesda's poster boys (The Brotherhood of Steel)."
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Oh, buddy...no...(the defendant not the prosecutor)
www.courtlistener.com/docket/68090...
UNITED STATES’ MEMORANDUM OF LAW On October 22, 2025, during a hearing on defense counsel’s motion to withdraw [ECF No. 431], Defendant Robert Leon Smith III asserted that his girlfriend, Courtney Janoe, should be permitted to act on his behalf in this case because she purportedly holds a valid power of attorney. The Government objected on the basis that Ms. Janoe is not an attorney and has not entered an appearance in this case. The Court ordered the Government to submit a memorandum of law on this issue. Accordingly, the United States respectfully submits this memorandum of law
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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So apparently Paul Ingrassia filed his dumbass lawsuit in Warren County, VA

Dock: CL-25001239 but you can only get the actual filings is to either

1. Directly from the Clerk

2. Through OCRA which is a pain

Not sure if anyone has an account (I don't) @joshuaerlich.bsky.social?
Docket entry for Paul Ingrassia's lawsuit.
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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My Cousin Vinny movie poster
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Ask them or Gamestop about this one
Screenshot of Gamestop retweeting White House post of Trump as MasterChief with their own, presumably AI generated, picture of Trump as MasterChief.
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Oh this dude's living in Narnia
Screenshot of Reddit post r/The 10th Dentist. 10h ago Eybrahem Men are better looking then women Society/Culture So I am a straight male, but I find myself thinking males look so much better than women. I look at all the guys around my age, and they have nice thick hair, good skin, and their muscles. But women have acne even when they're an adult and are all skinny. Men just seem to have better natural looks, and their features are more attractive. Men have good hairstyles while the women are wearing their long super fried hair from all the bleach they put in it. Men just seem to be so much more attractive, and though I am definitely straight, its hard for me to find a pretty woman, so I'll probably just be single for a while
October 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Some pair of lawyers needs to show up dressed as:
Movie poster for My Cousin Vinny
October 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Coming soon to an open space near you:
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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So local high school pulled their "Seniors 2026" shirt from sale cause ummm...yeah...that is unfortunate
Photo of graphic on a shirt for the Class of 2006. Instead of "Seniors" it says "S2NI6RS" which the font used makes look like the n-word is incorporated into the logo.
October 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Now this is some grade-A BULLSHIT
Screenshot of tweet from Matthew Kassel @matthewkassel A recent poll, screenshots of which were shared with me, includes questions inaccurately describing Graham Platner's Nazi tattoo as an "anti-Israel tattoo" and asking if such a tattoo "is disqualifying for a candidate seeking public office." Over an image of the poll where question 10 says "An anti-Israel tattoo is disqualifyibg for a candidate seeking public office." Over a series of choices from Strongly Agree to Strongly Disagree
October 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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If Joe Biden was in office (or Harris) this @cnn.com headline would read something like "Inflation is heading back up. American's are feeling the pinch" with interviews with white Trump voters in Ohio about how terrible things are.
Screenshot of CNN article headline stating "America's inflation is back at 3%. That's higher than normal but not out of control"
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Yes Dinesh who could have possibly legitimized this kind of language against non-white people among the Right?

Who, I ask, WHO!?
Dinesh D'Souza asking who could have legitimized hateful language on the Right in response to some saying he's worthless cause he's Indian and member of a "race of slaves"
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM