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izzy
@izzibellie.bsky.social
“writer” & “journalist” obviously i think i’m funny
if your name is alex you need to have pronouns in your email signature
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
men will hear you talk about the story you're writing about data centers and tell you to watch eddington
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
writing overly informal emails with natural conversational flow to make sure everyone knows i'm not using AI
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
you say "a 100" instead of "an 100" because 100 starts with the letter w
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
just read a short story so nauseating i decided to quit being a writer
October 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
logging life of a showgirl on letterboxd
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
opened linkedin and got this ad.. everyday, the horrors..
September 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Will I understand the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie if I haven’t seen licorice pizza
September 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
bbq chips are a dessert
September 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
so yes
September 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
remembering a date i went on where i tried to be relatable by saying i didn't know how wifi worked. the guy was a physicist so this wasn't really a place to bond
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
what is a girl supposed to do.. no adhd diagnosis.. yet life is immeasurably better on adderall.. c'est la vie mon amour
September 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s been said before but. Why does fergalicious spell tasty as “tastey”
August 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The shortening of Nickelodeon to just Nick was the beginning of societal efforts to anti intellectualize children
August 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Being in the car with a white guy singing along to rap is worse than a man playing guitar for you. What am I supposed to be doing
August 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
need a new fiona apple album immediately
August 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Situationship just asked the record store owner if he’s seen SpongeBob
August 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
anti septum piercing propaganda
PETA calls for Nintendo to redesign the 'Mario Kart World' Cow without a nose ring

"Nose rings are used by the meat and dairy industries to exploit, control, and even drag animals to their deaths ... leave the rings to Sonic and let Cow breathe free"
August 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
here comes by the cowboy by mac demarco is one of the best albums of all time and not just bc it reminds me of walking around the upper west side in winter in a dreamy depressive haze
August 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The I can fix him to I fixed him pipeline
August 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When a Tesla has a baby on board sticker it’s like okay.. get them out of there?
August 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Roommate just said “I heard of this great book for us to read! It’s called Reclaiming Ugly :)”
August 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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oh gross dude, what is this?? is this my own medicine? I hate that shit bro that's why I'm always giving it to other people!!
August 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Love is in the air (derogatory)
August 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I actually think I’m in a simulation where I’m being sent the worst men alive and being tested on whether I can successfully reject them, thus sending them back to the programming grid where they will dissolve into a billion pixels
August 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM