I would go to this if I still lived in MD. I'd be happy to tell people Kermit was my commencement speaker.

That's the response of every non-American I've encountered in the past year, at least. I'm sure there are a few countries up there with us, but we aren't in the middle of a physical war in our homeland yet.

Congratulations! I'm a day late, but way to go Dr. Larsen.

You are still on Twitter? Nooooo

You've got to maintain your sanity somehow. Life can't be a 5 alarm fire all the time.

As a Marylander, I approve this message.

The author gave me the ick within the first few paragraphs. "Sent your wife home and bought me a drink". All credibility gone in a single sentence.

We have literally one place that there are green things that can be bought separated from a sandwich, and you have to buy the whole buffet to access it. Colleges have no problem contributing to the freshman 15.

Maine Coons are the best cats.

Now I've got a weird sidequest for a new thing to learn today. I like to keep my personal FBI agent guessing. 😏

Im a biologist, so I had to go look that up. I have SO MANY questions. What kind of research do you do?

Great tag line. I'm sold.

I have been trying SO HARD to boycott Amazon. It's almost impossible. The past two orders I have made from private companies arrived in Amazon boxes from their fulfillment center. There was no indication that Amazon would be involved in my transactions at any level. Google is similar.