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I Voted for Kodos
@ivotedforkodos.bsky.social
Cinephile, animal lover, football & hockey fan, e-bike evangelist, amateur contrarian, unpretentious foodie, black belt in procrastination
FYI streaming services - your closed captions should make it easier to watch films that switch between multiple languages, not impossible!
Amazon Prime Video is literally redacting dialogue from "Last Resort" (2000)
May 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Frosty, are you okay? Frosty, are you okay?
Are you okay, Frosty?
You've been hit by—
You've been struck by—
A smooth criminal
February 5, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Wait, so you found time for "Ghosted" & "Dampyr" but only one of the best movies that came out last year?
January 23, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Fun fact: We adopted a rescue dog named Riker. My wife didn't know why anyone would name their dog after a prison. I told her it was probably the Star Trek guy. Then the form email came back: "We're so glad that you had RIKER, Commander William T. microchipped!"
January 23, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I'm so glad we have Artificial Intelligence & Machine Learning to make our smart keyboards' predictive text suggestions so amazing! It saves me so much time, and they're so spookily accurate!
January 14, 2024 at 1:33 AM
@philplait.bsky.social I legitimately did not know that "plait" was a dictionary word until I was playing Word Trails last night and tried it...
January 13, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I swear I know how to cook. I just don't understand why the pot lid shattered itself while I was literally boiling water...
January 4, 2024 at 3:46 AM
If you were visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
December 26, 2023 at 6:19 AM
I'm not sure Steam understands how pie charts work...
December 20, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Is the Transubstantiation crowd finally embracing the Farm-to-Table movement? What does this even mean?
December 13, 2023 at 6:56 PM
NFL All-Onomatopoeia Team, Defense
December 10, 2023 at 10:55 PM
NFL All-Onomatopoeia Team, Offense & Special Teams
December 10, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Inside of you is one Homer, what’s your Homer?
October 25, 2023 at 4:17 AM
When Blockbuster closed, I figured Netflix DVD had a bigger selection at cheaper prices. But now that Netflix DVD by mail has finally shut down, I mourn the fact that half my favorites cannot be streamed anywhere, while the other half are scattered across a dozen different pay services...
October 16, 2023 at 7:47 AM