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Iviory
@ivorytrees.bsky.social
Everyone I know is too lazy to switch to bluesky, I will be tweeting into the void!

Awesomesauce enthusiast
I have found a new way to open bread rolls

Bread sphincter
January 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I greatly appreciate the upgraded bucket for the trainstation roof leak
January 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
3 eggs is a drastically different amount of eggs to consume when youre talking about boiled vs. Literally any other method of eggs

3 eggs barely makes an omlette
But 3 boiled eggs and people declare you clinically insane.

(scrambled eggs for refrence)
December 20, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I still think abou how regular frog (crazy frog if you're new) just had his little penis out.
And we all just said
''thats crazy, crazy frog!
Or in this case regular frog because to us you're just a regular frog, crazy 'regular' frog! ''
And c 'r' f was all like 'Thats improper capitalisation!'
December 14, 2024 at 9:29 PM