Honestly Im a gift to humankind

Just broke open a new bottle of Maggi, very excited for the next 2 years

I love seeing comments I made on a youtube video 3 years ago when i rewatch the series.
Like thats my diary

AARRGGGGG 'looks like ai' 'its ai'
ITS BADLY EDITED PLEASE I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DONT BE THIS STUPID I WILL EAT MY FACE

GRAAAAH EVERHOOD 2 RELEASE DATE

Something that I mourn very much is the shift in media to more bass intensive and theatrical soundcapes that are often only achievable in a cinema hall.

This is very telling in something like rings of power, it feels like many of the more intense scenes just kinda fall flat with a normal TV setup

I have found a new way to open bread rolls

Bread sphincter

I greatly appreciate the upgraded bucket for the trainstation roof leak

I think a good amount of our population doesnt know how to eat lasagna

3 eggs is a drastically different amount of eggs to consume when youre talking about boiled vs. Literally any other method of eggs

3 eggs barely makes an omlette
But 3 boiled eggs and people declare you clinically insane.

(scrambled eggs for refrence)

I think we should bring back ragecomics tbh
That we be Le Epic

I need to start saying 'Ive got milk on the stove' again

Its such a classic idiom that really goes underutilised in my vocabulary

Adding '(complementary)' to literally anything I say immeadietly makes it beautiful and kind.

I still think abou how regular frog (crazy frog if you're new) just had his little penis out.
And we all just said
''thats crazy, crazy frog!
Or in this case regular frog because to us you're just a regular frog, crazy 'regular' frog! ''
And c 'r' f was all like 'Thats improper capitalisation!'

Guys (noone) do I post on here?