Ivonne Vilhelmsen
@ivonnev.bsky.social
English teacher. Irreverent sarcastic and socialist Dane living in rural Dorset, UK. Anti-Brexit and atheist. Politics, science, history, cats, books, classical architecture.
That’s all the “cheese bought for Christmas” eaten again. Will have to buy some more cheese for Christmas now. And then I’ll eat that too, and be required to go out to buy some more cheese for Christmas. Stuck in a Christmas cheese loop.
December 11, 2024 at 7:03 PM
That’s all the “cheese bought for Christmas” eaten again. Will have to buy some more cheese for Christmas now. And then I’ll eat that too, and be required to go out to buy some more cheese for Christmas. Stuck in a Christmas cheese loop.
When a doctor says, “if you have any trouble, just give me a call back” it makes me wonder if a doctor has ever tried calling a doctor.
December 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
When a doctor says, “if you have any trouble, just give me a call back” it makes me wonder if a doctor has ever tried calling a doctor.
Suddenly being asked for your thoughts in a meeting when you’ve spent the last 15 mins thinking about what to have for dinner 😳
November 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Suddenly being asked for your thoughts in a meeting when you’ve spent the last 15 mins thinking about what to have for dinner 😳
View from our house in the snow
November 24, 2024 at 10:29 AM
View from our house in the snow
Pantasaph Friary, North Wales, this afternoon.
November 20, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Pantasaph Friary, North Wales, this afternoon.
Opened the curtains this morning and the room got darker.
November 19, 2024 at 11:02 AM
Opened the curtains this morning and the room got darker.
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“Criminal record?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Oh come on Baldrick, you’re going to be an MP for God’s sake! I’ll just put fraud and sexual deviancy.”
#Blackadder
“Absolutely not.”
“Oh come on Baldrick, you’re going to be an MP for God’s sake! I’ll just put fraud and sexual deviancy.”
#Blackadder
November 15, 2024 at 7:36 PM
“Criminal record?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Oh come on Baldrick, you’re going to be an MP for God’s sake! I’ll just put fraud and sexual deviancy.”
#Blackadder
“Absolutely not.”
“Oh come on Baldrick, you’re going to be an MP for God’s sake! I’ll just put fraud and sexual deviancy.”
#Blackadder
When every other advert is an extremely profitable business saying “we know times are tough…”
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 PM
When every other advert is an extremely profitable business saying “we know times are tough…”
“Someone’s ringing my phone, it must be important!” she thought, as she waited for it to stop.
November 17, 2024 at 7:53 PM
“Someone’s ringing my phone, it must be important!” she thought, as she waited for it to stop.
Just thought, “ah Saturday, might have a lie in tomorrow” - which of course means I’ll wake up the most awake I’ve ever been at 5.30am.
November 15, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Just thought, “ah Saturday, might have a lie in tomorrow” - which of course means I’ll wake up the most awake I’ve ever been at 5.30am.
No, Mr Bread Knife, you don’t need a wash, for I will just brush you with my fingers and place you back in the block.
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
No, Mr Bread Knife, you don’t need a wash, for I will just brush you with my fingers and place you back in the block.
Reposted by Ivonne Vilhelmsen
Putin has just named Donald Trump Ambassador to the United States.
November 14, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Putin has just named Donald Trump Ambassador to the United States.
