It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.

[frog at an open mic night]

"So I said what's wrong? Do you have me in your throat?"

*crickets*

*frog goes nuts trying to eat the crickets*

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth

You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

I hope the next administration has a huge sage budget.

A win! A federal judge has ordered the government to restore hundreds of NIH grants slashed by the Trump administration, ruling the cuts were discriminatory against minorities and LGBTQ individuals. The judge said he’d have to be “blind” not to see the discrimination and declared the cuts illegal.

The first time Trump was inaugurated I ended up with Shingles. Thankfully I’m vaccinated now. This time I get a stye. #stressmanifestation

Mississippi lawmakers out here hitting us with the Every Sperm is Sacred Act. Hope y’all are ready for the Masturbation as Manslaughter amendments. 💦🔪

Also, your cousin is about to get **extra** annoying. #LegislationGoneWild