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Ivan the K ™☑️
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I ask a lot of questions. Lead Independent Director of Finance Bluesky. Portfolio Mangler. Take each post with a grain of sea salt. Not opinions of Bridgewater LLC.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Did someone text him between shots, "Dude, your hair."?
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Trump is trying to use his blustery fearmongering approach (you know, the one that works well with his unsophisticated base) on the Supreme Court justices.

I don't think that dog hunts.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
😢
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
NARRATOR: Despite what his lawyers said to the Supreme Court, he persisted.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Between this nonsense and the never-gonna-happen tariff “dividend,” the Trump Admin is trying to position the Supreme Court, rather than Trump, as the villain.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lemme get this right: PayPal is doing #BNPL and PAYING customers to do it?

What could go wrong?
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I held this post up to the light.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ramaswamy to Janus.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
WTAF is wrong with these people?
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is a green light to negotiate a deal.

In other words: <<BLINK>>
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
WHO NEEDS A DRINK?
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE WORD "GROCERIES"?
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Reese Witherspoon is getting another leg ready."
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Most people will disagree with me, but I see this as the most hopeful sign that he will cave to end the shutdown by blaming the Senate Rs. He's gonna need scapegoats anyway for the midterm debacle that's staring at him.
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dip buyers be like
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Psst. Tariffs are taxes."
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
18 days later. 🤡
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oops.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM