Dad, I told you not to touch my new slime…knowing you’d do exactly the opposite 😏 Now I’ll tell you to do whatever I want.

But he keeps skipping the all family outings because he has so much work to do, even heard him say “yes sir” on the phone. Must’ve been talking to his boss. 😈

He’s so much chiller now, maybe a little too chill sometimes.

He’s been hanging around the pool, gym, and sauna a lot.

Dad started acting weird on vacation after taking those “relaxation” pills some guy at the hotel pool gave him.