uh oh dad’s corrupted
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the thing about corruption is that it can happen to you :)
*no minors
the thing about corruption is that it can happen to you :)
*no minors
Dad gave Mom his wedding ring back last night. Said he belonged to someone else now.
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dad gave Mom his wedding ring back last night. Said he belonged to someone else now.
Regular “good morning Sir” texts are so last year.
April 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Regular “good morning Sir” texts are so last year.
Dad’s been staying up all night watching that same infomercial. Some supplement, I think. He barely speaks now — just trains, listens, obeys. Whatever it is, it’s working.
April 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dad’s been staying up all night watching that same infomercial. Some supplement, I think. He barely speaks now — just trains, listens, obeys. Whatever it is, it’s working.
Those sleeves look mighty tight officer Sammis.
April 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Those sleeves look mighty tight officer Sammis.
good married boy getting fit for me…and only me.
April 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
good married boy getting fit for me…and only me.
go ahead and zoom in.
April 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
go ahead and zoom in.
damn, should've launched with this. 😈
April 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
damn, should've launched with this. 😈
the dads started passing around my workout motivation file at the gym. they really loved that it helped them to not only focus on their fitness, but forget their families.
April 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the dads started passing around my workout motivation file at the gym. they really loved that it helped them to not only focus on their fitness, but forget their families.
sorry kids, dad can't stay for dinner - he's starting his new life.
April 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
sorry kids, dad can't stay for dinner - he's starting his new life.
Never pass up the sauna, there’s bound to be meat in there.
April 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Never pass up the sauna, there’s bound to be meat in there.
Dad, I told you not to touch my new slime…knowing you’d do exactly the opposite 😏 Now I’ll tell you to do whatever I want.
March 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Dad, I told you not to touch my new slime…knowing you’d do exactly the opposite 😏 Now I’ll tell you to do whatever I want.
Been spending nights recording some new workout files for dad. He was a little skeptical at first, but he almost instantly felt the influential effects after the first listen. Now he’s proudly showing off at the gym every chance he gets. 💪🏼
March 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Been spending nights recording some new workout files for dad. He was a little skeptical at first, but he almost instantly felt the influential effects after the first listen. Now he’s proudly showing off at the gym every chance he gets. 💪🏼
Dad’s been spending a lot more time at the gym. He looks great but he’s been a bit different ever since started listening to that new workout podcast. He only seems to like hanging out with his new gym friends at their parties.
March 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dad’s been spending a lot more time at the gym. He looks great but he’s been a bit different ever since started listening to that new workout podcast. He only seems to like hanging out with his new gym friends at their parties.
Where are the pervy dads who would kneel down to their hot sons?
March 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Where are the pervy dads who would kneel down to their hot sons?
But he keeps skipping the all family outings because he has so much work to do, even heard him say “yes sir” on the phone. Must’ve been talking to his boss. 😈
March 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
But he keeps skipping the all family outings because he has so much work to do, even heard him say “yes sir” on the phone. Must’ve been talking to his boss. 😈
He’s so much chiller now, maybe a little too chill sometimes.
March 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He’s so much chiller now, maybe a little too chill sometimes.
He’s been hanging around the pool, gym, and sauna a lot.
March 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He’s been hanging around the pool, gym, and sauna a lot.
Dad started acting weird on vacation after taking those “relaxation” pills some guy at the hotel pool gave him.
March 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Dad started acting weird on vacation after taking those “relaxation” pills some guy at the hotel pool gave him.