Ivan Dilisnya
ivandilisnya.bsky.social
Ivan Dilisnya
@ivandilisnya.bsky.social
Lord of Borca. Artiste. Any rumors of spider prams are vile Boritsi propaganda.
Kitiara's a poop joke.

I mean, she LITERALLY got pooped out of a wolf at one point.
May 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Eat them even faster?
May 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Ah, me! A single gray hair! I FEEL THE COLD TOUCH OF THE GRAVE UPON ME!"

Jacqueline Montarri did the same thing at what, 25? Is this a Barovian thing?
May 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
...and now it feels like cardboard. I really should have seen that coming.
April 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ooh, that COULD be fun!
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I want my Ivan silliness to be motivated by a spirit of play. That's why even reversing it to be a razor-sharp satire of Trusk--while it would be fun to read, and would certainly have its pleasures--would ultimately feel soul-killing. That's not pure play. In a way, it's still letting them take it.
April 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Stream of consciousness just now:

-Guhh, yet another source of joy they're taking away.

-Wait, am I going to let them take this away from me? FUCK NO!

-...keeping this running solely out of spite would be a very darklord move.

-Which also means it probably isn't a psychologically healthy move.
April 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What about a pineapple under the sea?
April 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What I really need is to find a way to play him that doesn't make me think of them at all. I hate thinking about them in my fun time.

Maybe I need to watch Kipo again. That's the answer to everything.
a cartoon of a baboon wearing a red shirt and tie
ALT: a cartoon of a baboon wearing a red shirt and tie
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April 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That was from you?

Lorenzo. Send Barov the special present. The very special one.
December 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Mother. That would be Camille Dilisnya, wouldn't it?
December 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Really, Ivana? If your parents are any indication, a Boritsi would never even make it to the coup because they'd be too busy with their Dilisnya gift baskets.
December 24, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Then he'll get to fix it! It's the perfect gift!
December 24, 2024 at 2:35 AM
What else are they for?
December 24, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Not anyone of importance.
December 23, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Are you copying my cousin, Azzie? There are much better trendsetters out there.
December 14, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Why did you, of all people, get the sexy glow-up?
December 14, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Mm. I, too, have seen Final Destination 2.
December 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Are you sure? I don't even know what animals my chef is going to throw in this thing, or how cooked they'll be. Last time the polecat was downright bloody. It might be quite the treat for Strahd!
December 14, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Is no lead, is no Blinsky!
December 13, 2024 at 7:41 PM