Ivan Dilisnya
@ivandilisnya.bsky.social
Lord of Borca. Artiste. Any rumors of spider prams are vile Boritsi propaganda.
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Ivan Dilisnya
@ivandilisnya.bsky.social
· Nov 14
OOC: for any confused 5e mains, I'm riffing on the older version of Ivan here, who played like a cross between Caligula from I Claudius, Scarlemagne from Kipo, and a homicidal Phoenix Buchanan from Paddington 2. 5e Ivan is fun, but OG Ivan will always be my petulant drama queen murder boi.
OH. My mistake. There's a time jump.
Strahd was 46.
I STILL have older bunions.
Strahd was 46.
I STILL have older bunions.
Wait
@strahdvonz.bsky.social.
You turned when you were 42?
All that pissing and moaning about your age...AND YOU WERE 42?!
I have bunions that are older than 42!!!
@strahdvonz.bsky.social.
You turned when you were 42?
All that pissing and moaning about your age...AND YOU WERE 42?!
I have bunions that are older than 42!!!
May 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
OH. My mistake. There's a time jump.
Strahd was 46.
I STILL have older bunions.
Strahd was 46.
I STILL have older bunions.
Wait
@strahdvonz.bsky.social.
You turned when you were 42?
All that pissing and moaning about your age...AND YOU WERE 42?!
I have bunions that are older than 42!!!
@strahdvonz.bsky.social.
You turned when you were 42?
All that pissing and moaning about your age...AND YOU WERE 42?!
I have bunions that are older than 42!!!
May 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wait
@strahdvonz.bsky.social.
You turned when you were 42?
All that pissing and moaning about your age...AND YOU WERE 42?!
I have bunions that are older than 42!!!
@strahdvonz.bsky.social.
You turned when you were 42?
All that pissing and moaning about your age...AND YOU WERE 42?!
I have bunions that are older than 42!!!
I've figured out how to circumvent my curse!
Acorn-fed Iberico salami.
With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.
Acorn-fed Iberico salami.
With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.
April 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I've figured out how to circumvent my curse!
Acorn-fed Iberico salami.
With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.
Acorn-fed Iberico salami.
With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.
OOC:Been away from this account for a while. Roleplaying a petty, capricious, vindictive, plutocratic man-child isn't hitting the same as it used to.
I guarantee Ivan loves tariffs, though.
I guarantee Ivan loves tariffs, though.
April 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
OOC:Been away from this account for a while. Roleplaying a petty, capricious, vindictive, plutocratic man-child isn't hitting the same as it used to.
I guarantee Ivan loves tariffs, though.
I guarantee Ivan loves tariffs, though.
My birthday is almost here and I've already had to kill three party planners. Really, all I want is absolute perfection at all times. Is that so much to ask?
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
My birthday is almost here and I've already had to kill three party planners. Really, all I want is absolute perfection at all times. Is that so much to ask?
I NEVER give cheeses to those meeces.
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I NEVER give cheeses to those meeces.
Rotting marmot.
It has a certain ring to it.
It has a certain ring to it.
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.
GO.
GO.
December 8, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Rotting marmot.
It has a certain ring to it.
It has a certain ring to it.
No one ever asks me to bring anything to Thanksgiving dinner. I can't imagine why.
November 28, 2024 at 8:05 PM
No one ever asks me to bring anything to Thanksgiving dinner. I can't imagine why.
Come to Borca! I can't taste the soda, but I can feel the bubbles. It's a little treat for me.
Of course, that means the flavor options are...well, I like to call them "adventurous." Lorenzo likes to call them "Falkovnian roulette."
Of course, that means the flavor options are...well, I like to call them "adventurous." Lorenzo likes to call them "Falkovnian roulette."
I’m blaming @darklordazalin.bsky.social for the lack of soda.
November 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Come to Borca! I can't taste the soda, but I can feel the bubbles. It's a little treat for me.
Of course, that means the flavor options are...well, I like to call them "adventurous." Lorenzo likes to call them "Falkovnian roulette."
Of course, that means the flavor options are...well, I like to call them "adventurous." Lorenzo likes to call them "Falkovnian roulette."
Oh gods, who let the riffraff in?
Ok, tinder didn’t light, bumble had no buzz, and grindr was… interesting. Men these days just can’t hold their arsenic.
Ugh! I’m swearing off love again. Hello bluesky, what’ve you got to offer?
Ugh! I’m swearing off love again. Hello bluesky, what’ve you got to offer?
November 24, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Oh gods, who let the riffraff in?
Are my poisons getting better, or is everyone just getting more fragile?
November 24, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Are my poisons getting better, or is everyone just getting more fragile?
People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
People of Bluesky! Let’s get to know each other better. What is your favourite movie?
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
Quote share your answer only in GIF form.
If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on.
Look, it's Matt Smith playing @strahdvonz.bsky.social !
Look, it's Matt Smith playing @strahdvonz.bsky.social !
November 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on.
Look, it's Matt Smith playing @strahdvonz.bsky.social !
Look, it's Matt Smith playing @strahdvonz.bsky.social !
Arsenic and OLD lace? So trite. If you're going to use a classic poison, give it a modern twist. I recommend arsenic and a breathable cotton blend.
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Arsenic and OLD lace? So trite. If you're going to use a classic poison, give it a modern twist. I recommend arsenic and a breathable cotton blend.
OOC: for any confused 5e mains, I'm riffing on the older version of Ivan here, who played like a cross between Caligula from I Claudius, Scarlemagne from Kipo, and a homicidal Phoenix Buchanan from Paddington 2. 5e Ivan is fun, but OG Ivan will always be my petulant drama queen murder boi.
November 14, 2024 at 8:18 PM
OOC: for any confused 5e mains, I'm riffing on the older version of Ivan here, who played like a cross between Caligula from I Claudius, Scarlemagne from Kipo, and a homicidal Phoenix Buchanan from Paddington 2. 5e Ivan is fun, but OG Ivan will always be my petulant drama queen murder boi.
When a place gets so toxic that even the ruler of Borca has to pack up and head to a place with bluer skies, you KNOW it's serious.
Ruler. Singular. Only one of us counts.
Ruler. Singular. Only one of us counts.
November 14, 2024 at 7:22 PM
When a place gets so toxic that even the ruler of Borca has to pack up and head to a place with bluer skies, you KNOW it's serious.
Ruler. Singular. Only one of us counts.
Ruler. Singular. Only one of us counts.