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@iv-coffee-stat
@iv-coffee-stat.bsky.social
RN in Primary Health. Vaccinator. Atheist.
Lover of good coffee and good grammar. Not averse to swearing.
Te-Whanganui-a-Tara
At least half of all the avocados I have ever cut open look like this😫😭
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Well, I would describe that as a lot bigger than a “moderate” quake. Felt like two earthquakes merging together. Scared the crap out of me.
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Another stupid headline from Stuff. While technically accurate, she’s not living in a village in Norway or up a mountain in Peru.
She lives in Perth, Australia.
Population approx 2.4 million.
October 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
WTAF??? Those prices 🤯
September 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Decisions, decisions…
September 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
“ how does the story make you feel?”
How about “how does being asked this question make you feel?”
Really fucking annoyed, that’s how it makes me feel, being asked this question like I’m a 4-year-old learning to deal with the big feelings🙄
September 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
What a bloody stupid headline and typical of the bullshit we get from Stuff NZ.
The headline should just say “rock icon engaged.”
This might be headline-worthy if she was 18 and he was 40 but she’s 55 he’s 77, &
they’ve been together for 10 years.
Big fucking deal🙄
August 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Hmmm. Wonder if the bloke she killed would have quite liked to have been able to get on with his life too 🤔
August 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Bastard 😡
August 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Looks like there is also
a gluten free version
August 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Okay, so I couldn’t have a pie for lunch, but I found a pie for dinner and it hasn’t got any cheese in it😋
August 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
God I hate the fact that the media here love to find a kiwi link to any event. It’s just pathetic. Of course this is a terrible thing that’s happened but now we can all feel a wee bit special, and part of it, because a famous New Zealander knew these people🙄
July 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
30 bucks for a bag?
THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS to bring a suitcase!!! Honestly, it’s been 18 months since I last took a flight anywhere & I’m sure it wasn’t anything like that much extra. Maybe my memory is playing tricks….but that seems really fucking excessive(this is for Xmas so yeah, I need a bag)
July 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
…. When you know you shouldn’t have engaged with the person on Instagram but foolishly decided to give them a few facts about health…& after several exchanges (of facts on your side & fallacies on theirs) they come up with the inevitable “but how did we all survive before then”
FFS Karen. We didn’t!
July 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
… when the tv character goes into labour unexpectedly then gives birth three minutes later, after two pushes, to a baby who miraculously already has a belly button…
July 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Boo fucking hoo, Noel. Most of the locals think you were right Cunt.
July 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When you put on the trousers described as “ankle grazer”, but you’re 154 cm tall…..
May 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’ve had this baby over 25 years and no sign of giving up yet! And the couple of hours I have to spend twice a year defrosting it don’t really bother me too much….though there was that time, a few years back, I forgot to turn it off at the wall & I wondered why the bloody thing was taking so long 🙄😂
May 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Had breakfast with number one son (for those who were wondering, yes, he is my only child☺️) and daughter-in-law today. And, as always, thoughtful gifts that show how well they know me. Spending time together is really the only gift I want, so anything else is an absolute bonus🥰
May 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The nasty Neighbour has cut a couple of wee branches from one of my trees that overhangs her front driveway & left them in my view, despite being quite able to put them in her green bin. Is this some sort of veiled threat-watch out or I’ll chop your trees down? You’ve done that before haven’t you?
April 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hello, my little friends😋
April 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What????
Who the hell eats a hot Cross bun with a knife and fork? 🤯
April 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This kind of sums up my day so far. How many more not fully drunk coffees will there be? Sigh 😞
April 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Now that I am FINALLY officially not a “mad cow” (I lived in the UK 1980s/90s) I have just given my first blood donation since 1998.
Easy peasy. Just an hour of my time and I can now go about my day🙂
Hope my A+ helps someone out there!
March 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh Gary, mate… still pining for the good old days when you could call your Māori friend “chocolate” & “no one got offended”, when everyone grew up eating dripping sandwiches yet grew up “strong & healthy”(No cardiovascular disease?)
And you’ve even embraced a modern twist-the use of the word WOKE!
March 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM