Izi- itztli
@itztli.bsky.social
•Non-binary-Trans• Habitat restoration field technition by day, NSFW content 🔞 Film photographer by night, 24/7 ball of anxiety and depression.
“it's just he's never around, and when he is, all he wants to do is talk about vampires, and... I, I just can't have a relationship-"
June 10, 2024 at 1:01 AM
“it's just he's never around, and when he is, all he wants to do is talk about vampires, and... I, I just can't have a relationship-"
I’m sorry I can’t be in a committed relationship. I just have too many movies to watch and review on letterbox.
February 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I’m sorry I can’t be in a committed relationship. I just have too many movies to watch and review on letterbox.
Half my time on bumble is spent dodging the TWO SUPER SWIPE buttons chaotically placed in areas where I hold on to my phone for dear life or second guessing which direction to swipe. Dear lord, nothing has changed about dating, still anxiety inducing as ever.
February 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Half my time on bumble is spent dodging the TWO SUPER SWIPE buttons chaotically placed in areas where I hold on to my phone for dear life or second guessing which direction to swipe. Dear lord, nothing has changed about dating, still anxiety inducing as ever.
Purgatory V: waiting for your cursor/ pause button to disburse so you can go back to enjoying your content but instead it’s still lingering over the screen. You wave the mouse around trying to see if it’s your fault, exit out of full screen, but the cursor and pause buttons still remain.
January 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Purgatory V: waiting for your cursor/ pause button to disburse so you can go back to enjoying your content but instead it’s still lingering over the screen. You wave the mouse around trying to see if it’s your fault, exit out of full screen, but the cursor and pause buttons still remain.
You know you’re near an overpriced, newly built apartment building when you can smell the built up dog piss from a block away.
December 7, 2023 at 10:02 PM
You know you’re near an overpriced, newly built apartment building when you can smell the built up dog piss from a block away.
Every year I celebrate Black Friday by unsubscribing from every company that ignored my “please do not send me newsletter or promotion solicitations” wishes
November 24, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Every year I celebrate Black Friday by unsubscribing from every company that ignored my “please do not send me newsletter or promotion solicitations” wishes
been using this gif to announce my arrival to friends. They think it’s cause it’s October. Little do they know I’m going to keep using this until I find an equivalent replacement.
October 28, 2023 at 12:49 AM
been using this gif to announce my arrival to friends. They think it’s cause it’s October. Little do they know I’m going to keep using this until I find an equivalent replacement.
Just a reminder “ That them there is a ___” is a gender neutral way to address someone
October 15, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Just a reminder “ That them there is a ___” is a gender neutral way to address someone
Being single again means falling sleep to any movie, waking up to any movie, ( horror for the month of Oct.) and taking home as many trinkets as I want. Surprisingly, I am sleeping well.
October 15, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Being single again means falling sleep to any movie, waking up to any movie, ( horror for the month of Oct.) and taking home as many trinkets as I want. Surprisingly, I am sleeping well.
All I’m saying is that very few things are stopping the RenFair from being Folsom St Fair. Has it always been this horny and my innocence of childhood shielded me from seeing it? My god…
October 15, 2023 at 7:14 AM
All I’m saying is that very few things are stopping the RenFair from being Folsom St Fair. Has it always been this horny and my innocence of childhood shielded me from seeing it? My god…
sleeping bags rated for below freezing temps also mean running the risk of sweating all night long if you are not sleeping in below freezing temperatures, beware!
October 10, 2023 at 2:07 PM
sleeping bags rated for below freezing temps also mean running the risk of sweating all night long if you are not sleeping in below freezing temperatures, beware!
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me when i finally get my little snack
August 22, 2023 at 5:13 PM
me when i finally get my little snack
Besides rattle snakes, ticks, steep cliffs, the most dangerous part of my job is how normalized sweating has become for me on the daily. I have no shame, fear me.
October 6, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Besides rattle snakes, ticks, steep cliffs, the most dangerous part of my job is how normalized sweating has become for me on the daily. I have no shame, fear me.
If you see me drowning in a body of water it is probably because I have lots of good trinkets in my pockets. Do not attempt to save me, I am not giving up these trinkets, I have accepted my fate.
October 6, 2023 at 12:10 AM
If you see me drowning in a body of water it is probably because I have lots of good trinkets in my pockets. Do not attempt to save me, I am not giving up these trinkets, I have accepted my fate.
Purgatory IV: you’ve silenced your phone to be more productive with what little time you have left in the day, but your phone keeps lighting up. Is it cause it detects your face? Am I gazing at my phone or is my phone gazing back at me?
September 15, 2023 at 11:06 AM
Purgatory IV: you’ve silenced your phone to be more productive with what little time you have left in the day, but your phone keeps lighting up. Is it cause it detects your face? Am I gazing at my phone or is my phone gazing back at me?
Purgatory III: you wake up, it’s still dark out. You check your phone, it’s 3:46 AM. You lay back down… did minutes or an hour pass? Did you sleep? Did you even close your eyes or were they open and it’s just so dark? You check your phone again to get a sense of how much time has passed, 3:32 AM…
September 9, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Purgatory III: you wake up, it’s still dark out. You check your phone, it’s 3:46 AM. You lay back down… did minutes or an hour pass? Did you sleep? Did you even close your eyes or were they open and it’s just so dark? You check your phone again to get a sense of how much time has passed, 3:32 AM…
Do electric wind turbines dream?
September 9, 2023 at 1:02 PM
Do electric wind turbines dream?
Pretty sure I found the source of elixir and HP
September 7, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Pretty sure I found the source of elixir and HP
The universe: I’m going to fuck you up real good 👿
Also the universe: I’m going to show you a good time, you deserve a treat, and have I told you how much you matter? 🥺
Also the universe: I’m going to show you a good time, you deserve a treat, and have I told you how much you matter? 🥺
September 5, 2023 at 11:39 AM
The universe: I’m going to fuck you up real good 👿
Also the universe: I’m going to show you a good time, you deserve a treat, and have I told you how much you matter? 🥺
Also the universe: I’m going to show you a good time, you deserve a treat, and have I told you how much you matter? 🥺
THIS IS A HOLD UP!!! TELL ME WHERE THE BUTTERFLIES ALL GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT OR I SWEAR TO GOD, SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAY!!!! 💥💥💥🔫
September 5, 2023 at 3:59 AM
THIS IS A HOLD UP!!! TELL ME WHERE THE BUTTERFLIES ALL GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT OR I SWEAR TO GOD, SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAY!!!! 💥💥💥🔫
Another purgatory; waiting for the headliner to go on, but instead you’re watching the opening act for an unknown amount of time. They aren’t great, in fact they’re counterintuitive pairing. Who chose this opener and why won’t they tell us when headliners go on? Let me. out!
September 4, 2023 at 5:54 AM
Another purgatory; waiting for the headliner to go on, but instead you’re watching the opening act for an unknown amount of time. They aren’t great, in fact they’re counterintuitive pairing. Who chose this opener and why won’t they tell us when headliners go on? Let me. out!
It’s only when you finally are able to live in the body you want do you realize how to celebrate your life. I never saw the appeal of birthdays for instance. But post top surgery and going on 7 year on HRT, I am eager to live more than ever before and terrified of losing my life for the first time
September 2, 2023 at 4:05 AM
It’s only when you finally are able to live in the body you want do you realize how to celebrate your life. I never saw the appeal of birthdays for instance. But post top surgery and going on 7 year on HRT, I am eager to live more than ever before and terrified of losing my life for the first time
Purgatory is rushing to a doctors office just to get there in time and then have the make you wait for an unknown amount of time ( maybe 20 mins) until they can see you. They were also booked out a month and a half out.
September 1, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Purgatory is rushing to a doctors office just to get there in time and then have the make you wait for an unknown amount of time ( maybe 20 mins) until they can see you. They were also booked out a month and a half out.
My job title is habitat restoration field technician, but to every bug I run into in the field I am a giant, monstrous, laying destruction in my wake. Mantises want to fight me, birds yell at me, wasps chase me, I am hated by all skittering creatures before I am loved by nature.
September 1, 2023 at 9:13 PM
My job title is habitat restoration field technician, but to every bug I run into in the field I am a giant, monstrous, laying destruction in my wake. Mantises want to fight me, birds yell at me, wasps chase me, I am hated by all skittering creatures before I am loved by nature.