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itswil.bsky.social
wil 🦇
@itswil.bsky.social
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they/them, ceo of Hug House 🏠, podcast marketing guy at Tink Media 🧚🏻

⚡Creator, showrunner, head writer, and editor of VALENCE
👽Creator, showrunner, host, and editor of Nevermophed
🐉Host and editor of How to Act Fereldan
🪱and someone of something else soon
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I COULD BE THE ONE YOUR NEW ADDICTION
ITS ALL IN MY HEAD BUT I WANT NONFICTION
I DONT WANT THE WORLD BUT ILL TAKE THIS CITY*
WHO CAN BLAME A GIRL CALL ME HOT NOT PRETTY
photo of the new pope holding a mic on a stand
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
itswil.bsky.social
this baby looks just like my baby who was named Pastina by the shelter, alongside her brothers Rigatoni, Fusilli, Rotini, etc.

we kept her name, OBVIOUSLY.

i love you long lost pasta sibling
a black and white puppy on a pale pink background with a lambchop plush in front of her. shes cute and beautiful and looks like an angel. and she is
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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by god... they've done it again....!!
a bowl on a wooden table with the aforementioned breakfast. leftover stuffing crisped and topped with mustard and hot sauce sauteed spinach, leftover chicken sage thyme gravy, fried eggs, and fried shallots
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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a screenshot of a still from the movie skinamarink. a face is just barely visible in the very dark lo-fi vhs white noise
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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my lawyer is telling me it's unwise to say in writing the kinds of things id do for some filly b's right now
a photo of carne asada fries from filibertos
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
itswil.bsky.social
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
album cover of Frightened Rabbit's "The Midnight Organ Fight"
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
itswil.bsky.social
losing my fucking marbles rn i hate 2025 internet. does anyone know where i can get ONE (1) shelf to hold records like this. a set of ONE (1). not a Now Playing. not a thin little rail shelf. ONE (1) record holder metal wire wall shelf like this. ONE (1) NOT TWO OR FOUR. why is this so hard
a product image of four wire shelves to hold records. the shelf in the bottom right hand corner shows the shelf filled with records.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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but wait but wait. the TOP view is equally worth sharing because hey, what the hell, what the hell
photo of Lake Kaindy. a lake with bright teal water in the midst of a tree filled mountain range. what look like huge sticks protrude straight up out of the water: the tops of the preserved trees below, bare and strange as they have been exposed to the elements and time photo of Lake Kaindy. a lake with bright teal water in the midst of a tree filled mountain range. what look like huge sticks protrude straight up out of the water: the tops of the preserved trees below, bare and strange as they have been exposed to the elements and time photo of Lake Kaindy. a lake with bright teal water in the midst of a tree filled mountain range. what look like huge sticks protrude straight up out of the water: the tops of the preserved trees below, bare and strange as they have been exposed to the elements and time
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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came correct for showing my partner wwdits for the first time HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEN also yes i am wearing two corsets and yes one has coattails
picture of a white person in black with makeup on that looks like blood dripping from the corner of their mouth picture of a white person in black with makeup on that looks like blood dripping from the corner of their mouth the back of a black swirl embossed corset that has a flourish of fabric at the back akin to coattails but more ruffled
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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be careful, just saw this guy going 60 at least in our small residential area. blue kia sorento. if you see him can you call the hoa
a photograph of a normal pigeon
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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as someone who was born and raised in the sonoran desert, this will never cease to amaze me. every day i feel like im living on the opposite side of the secret garden
a photo of a wood raised planter overgrown with wild flowers, trees, grasses, moss, and other plant life a photo of trees growing tall on a sunny day. the tips of the leaves at the ends of the branches have started turning bright red-orange and yellow a photo of a wood raised planter overgrown with wild flowers, trees, grasses, moss, and other plant life a closeup of a wood raised planter surrounded by wild moss and grasses. a plant with small, delicate, pointed flower-petal-like leaves is growing between two of the logs that make up the planter, and the area with the plant is surrounded by moss
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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house of leaves tv tropes is really good
screenshot from the house of leaves tv tropes page. the trope listed is "never found the body." the explanation is a short paragraph of text hidden behind a spoiler guard except for two instances of the word "house" written in blue. so it basically reads: never found the body: redacted redacted redacted house redacted redacted redacted house redacted redacted
September 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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screenshot of bluesky. the post this image is replying to is shown as the first post in the screenshot, followed immediately by two posts from jon bois that read when combined: "since the falcons aren't my team i typically only say 'goddamn falcons' out loud four or five times every sunday. goddamn falcons"
September 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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im telling this horse that you only tip 10% unless you think the server "earns" 20%
a photograph of a beautiful glamorous huge horse. the horse is primarily white with some black patches. it has a straight flowing mane and tufs of hair at its hooves that make it look like its wearing bell bottoms or some shit
September 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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post a meme made by you

i took this picture at the target on milton in flagstaff arizona sometime in the summer of 2011 or 2012 and posted it on tumblr. it was then stolen by meme account wolf--bitch. its my bananas by the each, wolf--bitch. we both know the bananas by the each truth.
a photo of bananas being sold quote "by the each" for 29 cents at target
August 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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And one last thing to cap off this thread: I found this ad just randomly and clocked it for what it was and started investigating. In the middle of my search for the Sky Dancers TV show opening. HALLOWED GROUND. IF IT IS TO BEEEE IT'S UP TO MEEEEEE🧵end
a screenshot of a youtube search for "sky dancers original theme song" with an ad for Epidemic Sound's Voices in the middle of it
August 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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could i interesting you in tomato tart? gỏi gà? official disneyland paris star wars season of the force 2018 yoda cookie?
a photo of a tomato tart topped with basil on a parchment lined baking sheet a photo of a very colorful salad with pulled chicken on some rice, held by a white persons hand with a tattoo on their wrist. the bowl is white and the background is a wood floor in the distance a sugar cookie with an extremely simple overall shape and smile that barely looks like yoda even as drawn by a child who only remembers that yoda is green and has big ears, eyes, and a mouth, and that's it
August 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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playing a glamour bard tabaxi in d&d right now named isabelle grizaldi. this is her bardic inspiration playlist. her instrument of choice is a keytar
screenshot of a spotify playlist of just covers of memory from cats
August 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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it's like if mr robot and the magicians had a child with nick and norah's infinite playlist, and that child fucking SUCKED. and you can listen to it for free and not even go to jail
a desaturated photo of an alley with what looks like a sparkling smoke bomb going off in bright blue cinders a photo of a hand engulfed in what looks like blue energy or a flame on a black fabric background a black and white photo of a city skyline a little hand drawn comic by @_Harrymckenzie on instagram. the comic shows a person scowling and flipping themself off in the mirror with text that says "im finally discovering who i really am and i think im a prick"
August 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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lmfao's "sorry for party rocking" single cover art but "party rocking" has been overlaid with new text making the image say "lmfao sorry for a/b testing my punchline"
August 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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i think these pictures of me stoned as fuck laughing really hard at a stupid fucking post @fancy-anne.bsky.social sent me might be some of my favorite pictures of me ever

reminder to send your friends selfies of you reacting to the stupid shit they send you
a somewhat blurry selfie of me, a white person with curly black and purple hair and glasses holding a black tv remote while laughing so hard they're almost crying a very blurry selfie of me, a white person with curly black and purple hair and glasses holding a black tv remote while laughing so hard they're almost crying
August 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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maybe youre just too scared of how good i am at puzzmo to cancel your nyt subscription. coward. you are too weak for my strongest potions
a screenshot of a finished game of pile up poker pro, a game on puzzmo featuring playing cards arranged in a grid. the final score is $10200 and just to give some additional scope here, final scores for me are typically in the $2-4000 range
August 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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without downloading any new images describe your gender
drawn image of an optical illusion. two or three long cylinders branch off of a connecting straight piece. the way the cylinders come off of the connector piece isn't possible.
August 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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me when i dont fall prey to stupid trends like labubus
the "has never went to oovoo javer" vine meme, poorly edited to say "has never went to laboovoo javer"
August 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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yeah hell yeah lets go
black text on a white background that reads "one like = one favorite horror movie"
July 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM