frankly if it frightens you to see waymos burning in the streets then you are simply a candy assed milk fed wuss

Having a baby is wild because there is someone in my house who shits her pants everyday and we’ve all agreed to be cool about it.

I would never willingly walk into a dark cave and I think as a society we should all get behind that kind of self preservation.

Not to brag, but I just party chugged the glucose drink at my lab appointment so fast that the technician was shaken to her core.

Why does Elon Musk always look like he is on day 3 of having food poisoning?

There is something absurdist about writing your baby’s birth plan while witnessing the death of democracy.

Now that I don’t exist according to the government I feel like it’s a good time to start shoplifting.

My time at Genvid has ended, and I'm looking for my next opportunity.

About me and what I'm looking for...
💼 Looking for Sr Producer, Sr Designer, and Narrative Designer roles
🌐 Based in Southern California, open to remote & relocation
🌟 Previously at Telltale, 2K/Visual Concepts, Jam City