You can make your version real ✨

This should be given tax exempt status

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In awe that that's my everyday

$30k in pokies losses to buy hampers from foodbank on the central coast

"you really can't stay"

I started her on hormones at twice my starting dosage, plus sublingual instead of oral, and she's got titty tingles on day one omg I'm so proud 🥹😭✨

You know that fight scene in Die Hard With A Vengeance where that huge guy is just whipping a prone Bruce Willis with a length of chain? Like that but to music

Drew Carey did it but they made Ryan Stiles pull out because his "pubes turned grey overnight" or something and not because the choreography would have resulted in him accidentally clubbing Diedrich Bader to death with it, yeah 🙄

"No one should have to make porn to pay rent." Correct, but the solution is supposed to be housing for all, not banning porn.

God, I wish, might help mitigate my snoring