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Tess
@itstessinadress.bsky.social
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Creative Australia awarded director, animator, and producer. Relapsed writer. Daughter of Bruce Spence (illegitimate). On unceded Gadigal land. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳‍🌈
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Photo of an enormous redheaded caucasian woman with her hair in a ponytail, kissing the forehead of a gorgeous little grinning nonbinary person with piercings and tattoos, but ah, I already said they're nonbinary
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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POV: you might be something an ibis can eat? ??
Photo of an ibis in the process of pecking at the camera photographing it, in front of a table and some benches at a park
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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You know what they say: tiny wife, tiny life ☺️💕
Photo of an incredibly tall, impossibly long legged redheaded caucasian woman in a crop top, shorts, and steel cap boots, posing at ground level with her arm around the waist of a gorgeous nonbinary person in a black romper and pink platform crocs, standing on a section of brick wall, which gives them just enough elevation to be slightly more than half a head taller than the giant redhead
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Being a small boobed tall girl is ridiculous, I steal something out of my tiny wife's wardrobe and look incredible, I put on something fitted to my height/chest ratio and it may as well be a binder. Observe.
Photo of a dress on a woman with small breasts, the dress is a blue and white checked dress with daisies on it and the woman is a redhead Photo of a dress on a woman with small breasts, the dress is a blue denim with unhemmed edges and has collapsed her boobs into nothingness, and the woman is a redhead
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Guess which camp I'm in 😘
Photo of a stunningly beautiful pale freckled redhead with curly hair wearing a pink dress and a necklace with a ring on it
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Me: I'm worried this shows too much of my back 🫤 what do you think?
Wife: t-turn around again? 🥵
Photo of an impossibly tall, extremely beautiful redheaded caucasian woman in a yellow dress, smiling and looking off to one side, looking like she does not even fit through the standard sized doorway behind her, censored so that nobody can see her feet for free Photo of an impossibly tall, extremely beautiful redheaded caucasian woman in a yellow dress, her bare strong back amply contrasted in light and shadow, facing away from the camera and looking like she needs to duck through the doorway in front of her which is itself easily in excess of six feet tall meaning she must be fucking enormous
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Me: is this dress pretty?
Wife: gorgeous! But I think that might work better as a top, on you.
Me: yeah...
Wife: like, that is incredibly short. You'd have to wear something with it.
Me: mmm.
Wife: Tess? You can't just wear that as a dress.
Me: uh huh.
Wife: say it back to me please.
Me: dress. Yep.
Photo of an impossibly tall incredibly long legged redheaded caucasian woman wearing an extremely short blue and white dress in a messy loungeroom
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Screenshot of an Android phone download manager notification revealing that three of the last four downloads have randomly generated file names except for the most recent which is called "bouncing-boobs-on-stairs.gif"
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Art therapy work in progress (that is the title not the description). Graphite on sketchbook paper, 2025
Photo of a pencil drawing in a sketchbook depicting a group of figures, described from left to right: A freckled lithe woman who upon closer inspection you realise must be some kind of fae changeling creature because of her elongated proportions and slightly wrong smile, wearing a simple dress over one shoulder and tattooed with multiple triscelions and the phases of the moon An absolutely massive powerlifter of a woman with a stern gaze, flexing, in sports bra and short shorts, with the same tattoos I have and her arm around... ...me, in a dress, smiling, arms clasped self consciously behind my back An enormous, long legged, large breasted woman with her hair half up, posing with one leg up, throwing the peace sign, blowing bubble gum, and wearing sunglasses In the foreground: a small overweight awkward looking kid clutching a paintbrush and something indistinguishable, possible a model or miniature they are painting In the background: generic tall scruffy bearded white guy with glasses in tshirt and jeans, facing away, and a mean looking feminine double of him peeking out from behind him to scowl and flip the middle finger A tired woman with terrible posture, heaving a sigh and clutching at her poor back, carrying a clipboard, wearing a tshirt and long pants
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Almost forgot fit check ✨
Photo of an impossibly tall incredibly beautiful woman with curly red hair, wearing a pink "cherry coke" graphic crop top, black shorts, pink socks, and steelcap work boots, left hand on her hip, standing in a room with both computer and cat stuff in it. She absolutely dwarfs a doorway visible behind her
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Nah fuck it I am literally so hot though 😘
Photo of a stunningly beautiful redheaded woman, hair still curly from being done last night, eyebrows on point, eyeliner wing fucking perfect, wearing a light pink "cherry coke" graphic tee with the collar cut out, smiling at the camera
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Screenshot of a feminine looking newsreader with her eyebrows raised, captioned with the dialogue "in Canberra"
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Adorable moment just now when Suki was asleep with one paw out so I tapped it and said "high five!", and Pepita (pictured) saw this happen, chirped, got up, and came running over to sleepily give me a high five, a trick my wife taught her years ago
Photo of a tiny little domestic shorthair tortoiseshell cat, curled up on some purple blankets, baleful glare directed at the RUDE photographer who is interrupting her nap
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Still unpacking this but it might be related to how I just went out for cat food, and as I was walking along this boomer lady rounded a corner, stopped in her tracks, and open-mouth *STARED* at me until I got past, and I'm like "wtf is her problem? 🤨" not realising it's probably this 🫤
Photo of an absolutely gigantic and kinda hot redheaded caucasian woman, her hair in pigtails, wearing a light grey wide collar crop top that says "COLLEGE" on it, black shorts, and round rimmed rose tinted opaque sunglasses, posing uncertainly Photo of an absolutely gigantic and kinda hot redheaded caucasian woman, her hair in pigtails, wearing a light grey wide collar crop top that says "COLLEGE" on it, black shorts, and round rimmed rose tinted opaque sunglasses, shrugging Photo of an absolutely gigantic and kinda hot redheaded caucasian woman, her hair in pigtails, wearing a light grey wide collar crop top that says "COLLEGE" on it, black shorts, and round rimmed rose tinted opaque sunglasses, standing awkwardly and scratching the back of her neck self consciously
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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My wife was all "oh I can fix that. Sit down and hold still." I think I might keep them? The braids I mean, I am definitely keeping the wife
Photo of a very beautiful but also very concerned looking redheaded caucasian woman with prominent clavicles wearing a tan oversize tshirt she cut the collar out of specifically to show off said clavicles, apparently to great effect amongst fans of clavicles. Her shoulder length curly red hair is all over the shop Selfie of a beautiful grinning redheaded woman with a mess of loose wavey curls falling to her shoulders, one casually bared, sat on a loungeroom floor so that her much shorter non-binary wife can gain enough elevation from sitting on the armrest of their couch behind her to braid her hair Photo of an extremely tall but honestly quite pretty redheaded white woman with pigtails that come just down to her collarbones, smiling quite delightedly at her new hairstyle Photo of the braided hair of an absolutely gigantic woman sat on a loungeroom floor taken from the perspective of someone at a regular seated height, showing her braided hair and the fact that she is watching a Business Insider video on deradicalisation of a white supremacist
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Okay whoever bought these might have been onto something 🤔
Low angle photo of the upper thighs and diminutive yet feminine ass of a long legged white woman in tiny jean shorts and a billowy blue crop top
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Okay gang, just a quick one, yes old band shirts are a great donation item because yes us trans gals love making crop tops out of them, HOWEVER,
Photo of a black tshirt with the red text logo of the band "Mister Sister" on it
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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The free clothing store at the clinic gets some truly breathtaking donations sometimes
Photo of a pink, blue, yellow and black sequinned top with patterns that look like early 90s Nickelodeon graphic design made a garment in conjunction with Klasky Csupo
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Huge. Strong lady.
Photo of an incredibly tall slender beautiful pale redhead in a leopard print dress, posing in good lighting near some clutter Photo of an incredibly tall slender beautiful pale redhead in a leopard print dress, flexing the muscles of her right arm in good lighting near some clutter
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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I only said "in public". There's a time and a place, Tay 😌
Photo of a quite small fishnet top taken against a white bedspread. You can picture me in it if you want but I promise your imagination isn't doing it justice
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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😌🤭
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Your girl vs the woman she tells you not to worry about
Photo of a full cheeked smiling caucasian woman with an absolute mess of curly red hair Photo of a gorgeous smiling redheaded woman with her hair half up, taken outside a fire escape where it looks like people go to smoke
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Yeah, that's right. "Nice." But you know what's not "nice"? (turning a chair around to sit in it backwards) nicotine addiction.
Photo of a caucasian hand with the most incredible fuschia fingernails you've ever seen (that are real, by the way) holding a vape with a digital display that shows it has 69% battery left
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog, but he's scared
November 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM