A nice bubble bath, a lit candle, and binging smiling friends.
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A nice bubble bath, a lit candle, and binging smiling friends.
Discovered that there is a family group chat called “everyone” that I am not in … not intentionally mind you, but still.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Discovered that there is a family group chat called “everyone” that I am not in … not intentionally mind you, but still.
Just remembered I have to spend a week in the same house as my parents AND my brother and sister in law. Who are on VERY opposite sides of the political spectrum.
God I am not your strongest soldier please spare me.
God I am not your strongest soldier please spare me.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just remembered I have to spend a week in the same house as my parents AND my brother and sister in law. Who are on VERY opposite sides of the political spectrum.
God I am not your strongest soldier please spare me.
God I am not your strongest soldier please spare me.
“Bitch it’s DND time.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“Bitch it’s DND time.”
She transformer on my Optimus until I EVAC
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
She transformer on my Optimus until I EVAC
She grave on my flesh till I Galkn
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
She grave on my flesh till I Galkn
Back hurts so bad that I feel nauseous… but it’s ok because I keep telling myself that only bad bitches have back pain.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Back hurts so bad that I feel nauseous… but it’s ok because I keep telling myself that only bad bitches have back pain.
*everyone is stressed, concerned about AI taking our jobs, nobody wants to be in this meeting*
“OK Leadership team! What’s your favorite coffee order 🥰😜”
“OK Leadership team! What’s your favorite coffee order 🥰😜”
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
*everyone is stressed, concerned about AI taking our jobs, nobody wants to be in this meeting*
“OK Leadership team! What’s your favorite coffee order 🥰😜”
“OK Leadership team! What’s your favorite coffee order 🥰😜”
“I had no idea you were an associate. You do so much.”
Yeah. I know. But alas, the mouse hates me.
Yeah. I know. But alas, the mouse hates me.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“I had no idea you were an associate. You do so much.”
Yeah. I know. But alas, the mouse hates me.
Yeah. I know. But alas, the mouse hates me.
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‘What radicalized you?’
I dunno, being a decent person?
I dunno, being a decent person?
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
‘What radicalized you?’
I dunno, being a decent person?
I dunno, being a decent person?
Can it be … can it be Christine?
( It can! )
( It can! )
October 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Can it be … can it be Christine?
( It can! )
( It can! )
Sometimes I think maybe I’m not bi, and then I see a pretty woman and am reminded of the fact that yes, I am in fact bi.
October 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Sometimes I think maybe I’m not bi, and then I see a pretty woman and am reminded of the fact that yes, I am in fact bi.
Forever depressed that corsets aren’t a part of normal dress codes because I’d be wearing one every day if I could.
October 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Forever depressed that corsets aren’t a part of normal dress codes because I’d be wearing one every day if I could.
I don’t know if being drunk and wanting to kiss your friends is a universal experience, but it should be.
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I don’t know if being drunk and wanting to kiss your friends is a universal experience, but it should be.
What’s that? I’ve been a stellar employee so far? Yeah, but, you did this one thing that might be seen as a fuck up so, actually we hate you now.
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What’s that? I’ve been a stellar employee so far? Yeah, but, you did this one thing that might be seen as a fuck up so, actually we hate you now.
I didn’t expect getting tipsy and eating snacks at HHN would heal me, but boy was I wrong.
October 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I didn’t expect getting tipsy and eating snacks at HHN would heal me, but boy was I wrong.
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Need genuine advice. Is it worth buying 7” heels for a bit? Lowkey kinda want to.
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Need genuine advice. Is it worth buying 7” heels for a bit? Lowkey kinda want to.
Certain men have no right to be as pretty as they are.
October 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Certain men have no right to be as pretty as they are.
Totally sober, tearing up, watching howls moving castle because it makes me happy.
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Totally sober, tearing up, watching howls moving castle because it makes me happy.
I hate capitalism as much as the next bitch, but I am also very easily influenced and I WILL buy the twinkly flower lights and window clings from TikTok shop.
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I hate capitalism as much as the next bitch, but I am also very easily influenced and I WILL buy the twinkly flower lights and window clings from TikTok shop.
“Wow! I feel like going for a walk and being productive!”
*starts raining*
“Guess I’ll lay in bed and rot”
*starts raining*
“Guess I’ll lay in bed and rot”
October 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“Wow! I feel like going for a walk and being productive!”
*starts raining*
“Guess I’ll lay in bed and rot”
*starts raining*
“Guess I’ll lay in bed and rot”
“Inclusion doesn’t have a clear ROI”
I hate it here.
I hate it here.
October 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“Inclusion doesn’t have a clear ROI”
I hate it here.
I hate it here.