physi 🍝
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katie (she/her) 🖤 26 🍷 autistic ✨ ADHD 💫 vegan 🌱 queer 🌈 pasta-filled 🍝
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physi 🍝
@itsphysi.bsky.social
· Jan 15
I adopted a stray cat a few weeks ago and I have just confirmed that she is, in fact, silly
Half these people buying “remineralizing gum” for $40 don’t even floss
August 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Half these people buying “remineralizing gum” for $40 don’t even floss
So you’re telling me the plot to Fifty Shades of Grey is “oh, please fuck me and marry me hot and loaded Christian Grey even though I’m average as hell because I’m a brunette with blue eyes like your mom”
June 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
So you’re telling me the plot to Fifty Shades of Grey is “oh, please fuck me and marry me hot and loaded Christian Grey even though I’m average as hell because I’m a brunette with blue eyes like your mom”
Sundae knows no bounds
June 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sundae knows no bounds
*trying to take a selfie, working so hard to hold my pose, ensuring the lighting is just right*
Me: okay i’ll take the photo
*flash comes on*
Me: NO WHO THE FUCK SAID USE FLASH THE LIGHTING WAS FINE YOU WHORE I ALMOST HAD IT
Me: okay i’ll take the photo
*flash comes on*
Me: NO WHO THE FUCK SAID USE FLASH THE LIGHTING WAS FINE YOU WHORE I ALMOST HAD IT
May 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
*trying to take a selfie, working so hard to hold my pose, ensuring the lighting is just right*
Me: okay i’ll take the photo
*flash comes on*
Me: NO WHO THE FUCK SAID USE FLASH THE LIGHTING WAS FINE YOU WHORE I ALMOST HAD IT
Me: okay i’ll take the photo
*flash comes on*
Me: NO WHO THE FUCK SAID USE FLASH THE LIGHTING WAS FINE YOU WHORE I ALMOST HAD IT
This photo is the reason for my cat’s name
March 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This photo is the reason for my cat’s name
Ok i’m done doing meth that was a huge mistake
March 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ok i’m done doing meth that was a huge mistake
A major factor in why bribes may not work is the amount offered
The bribes just aren’t high enough
If you offer to give me $1 million, there is very little I won’t do for it
The bribes just aren’t high enough
If you offer to give me $1 million, there is very little I won’t do for it
February 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A major factor in why bribes may not work is the amount offered
The bribes just aren’t high enough
If you offer to give me $1 million, there is very little I won’t do for it
The bribes just aren’t high enough
If you offer to give me $1 million, there is very little I won’t do for it
Sundae’s journey 🍨 from Dec 31, 2024, the day I found her off the street, to her settling in, to her first vet visit, to today
February 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sundae’s journey 🍨 from Dec 31, 2024, the day I found her off the street, to her settling in, to her first vet visit, to today
A conservative who doesn’t believe we landed on the moon makes no sense
Trump created the US Space Force
Are you saying he’s just playing along
Trump created the US Space Force
Are you saying he’s just playing along
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A conservative who doesn’t believe we landed on the moon makes no sense
Trump created the US Space Force
Are you saying he’s just playing along
Trump created the US Space Force
Are you saying he’s just playing along
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I’m like 95% environmentalist, 5% consumerist
On one hand, I don’t wanna contribute to global warming or plastic waste
However, I’m like 99% sure that too many people won’t care enough to change their wasteful habits and we’re fucked
So I’ll on occasion spend my money on… gulp… paper utensils
On one hand, I don’t wanna contribute to global warming or plastic waste
However, I’m like 99% sure that too many people won’t care enough to change their wasteful habits and we’re fucked
So I’ll on occasion spend my money on… gulp… paper utensils
February 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m like 95% environmentalist, 5% consumerist
On one hand, I don’t wanna contribute to global warming or plastic waste
However, I’m like 99% sure that too many people won’t care enough to change their wasteful habits and we’re fucked
So I’ll on occasion spend my money on… gulp… paper utensils
On one hand, I don’t wanna contribute to global warming or plastic waste
However, I’m like 99% sure that too many people won’t care enough to change their wasteful habits and we’re fucked
So I’ll on occasion spend my money on… gulp… paper utensils
*Me at work*
Coworker: hey do you have the BK department number?
(BK as in bankruptcy in our lingo)
Me: yes here you go
*Coworker calls it*
BK number: heyyyy welcome to burger king get a whopper
Coworker: hey do you have the BK department number?
(BK as in bankruptcy in our lingo)
Me: yes here you go
*Coworker calls it*
BK number: heyyyy welcome to burger king get a whopper
February 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
*Me at work*
Coworker: hey do you have the BK department number?
(BK as in bankruptcy in our lingo)
Me: yes here you go
*Coworker calls it*
BK number: heyyyy welcome to burger king get a whopper
Coworker: hey do you have the BK department number?
(BK as in bankruptcy in our lingo)
Me: yes here you go
*Coworker calls it*
BK number: heyyyy welcome to burger king get a whopper
The key to avoiding fried food cravings is throwing away your air fryer
We used to have to bring out the baking sheet and preheat the oven to 400F if we wanted mid-day tater tots
And let’s be honest, half of you clean your air fryer at best once a month
It’s time to let your air fryer go ❤️
We used to have to bring out the baking sheet and preheat the oven to 400F if we wanted mid-day tater tots
And let’s be honest, half of you clean your air fryer at best once a month
It’s time to let your air fryer go ❤️
February 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The key to avoiding fried food cravings is throwing away your air fryer
We used to have to bring out the baking sheet and preheat the oven to 400F if we wanted mid-day tater tots
And let’s be honest, half of you clean your air fryer at best once a month
It’s time to let your air fryer go ❤️
We used to have to bring out the baking sheet and preheat the oven to 400F if we wanted mid-day tater tots
And let’s be honest, half of you clean your air fryer at best once a month
It’s time to let your air fryer go ❤️
Let’s all start unironically using Google Giggles
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Let’s all start unironically using Google Giggles
I adopted a stray cat a few weeks ago and I have just confirmed that she is, in fact, silly
January 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I adopted a stray cat a few weeks ago and I have just confirmed that she is, in fact, silly
When an enemy is in my home I pour them a drink in a fancy glass like a villain giving a gesture of respect but instead of whiskey or vodka, it’s chocolate almond milk
January 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
When an enemy is in my home I pour them a drink in a fancy glass like a villain giving a gesture of respect but instead of whiskey or vodka, it’s chocolate almond milk
If you’re making a point and you say the word “basically” more than once, your argument is automatically invalid
December 24, 2024 at 12:17 PM
If you’re making a point and you say the word “basically” more than once, your argument is automatically invalid
I had no idea I was listening to Sleep Token for 32 days straight, do I have a problem
December 6, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I had no idea I was listening to Sleep Token for 32 days straight, do I have a problem
The US military has been failing to meet its recruitment goals for several years now and are looking into other tactics
To all my ADHD-havin friends, remember that if you’ve taken any prescribed meds in the last 24 months, you are pretty much automatically disqualified to join ❤️
To all my ADHD-havin friends, remember that if you’ve taken any prescribed meds in the last 24 months, you are pretty much automatically disqualified to join ❤️
November 29, 2024 at 1:03 PM
The US military has been failing to meet its recruitment goals for several years now and are looking into other tactics
To all my ADHD-havin friends, remember that if you’ve taken any prescribed meds in the last 24 months, you are pretty much automatically disqualified to join ❤️
To all my ADHD-havin friends, remember that if you’ve taken any prescribed meds in the last 24 months, you are pretty much automatically disqualified to join ❤️
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2024 at 5:09 PM
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🔴 EXIT SIGN LORE 🔴
1. The 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was a major factor in them being required in public buildings
2. In the EU, China, and Japan, most exit signs are green
3. In the US most are red, but in some states like New York or Chicago they are required in new construction
1. The 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was a major factor in them being required in public buildings
2. In the EU, China, and Japan, most exit signs are green
3. In the US most are red, but in some states like New York or Chicago they are required in new construction
November 24, 2024 at 4:33 AM
🔴 EXIT SIGN LORE 🔴
1. The 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was a major factor in them being required in public buildings
2. In the EU, China, and Japan, most exit signs are green
3. In the US most are red, but in some states like New York or Chicago they are required in new construction
1. The 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was a major factor in them being required in public buildings
2. In the EU, China, and Japan, most exit signs are green
3. In the US most are red, but in some states like New York or Chicago they are required in new construction
🎄 i am christmas-pilled 🎄
November 23, 2024 at 3:49 AM
🎄 i am christmas-pilled 🎄
really feelin this rn
November 22, 2024 at 4:49 AM
really feelin this rn