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katie (she/her) 🖤 26 🍷 autistic ✨ ADHD 💫 vegan 🌱 queer 🌈 pasta-filled 🍝
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I adopted a stray cat a few weeks ago and I have just confirmed that she is, in fact, silly
Half these people buying “remineralizing gum” for $40 don’t even floss
August 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So you’re telling me the plot to Fifty Shades of Grey is “oh, please fuck me and marry me hot and loaded Christian Grey even though I’m average as hell because I’m a brunette with blue eyes like your mom”
June 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sundae knows no bounds
June 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
*trying to take a selfie, working so hard to hold my pose, ensuring the lighting is just right*

Me: okay i’ll take the photo

*flash comes on*

Me: NO WHO THE FUCK SAID USE FLASH THE LIGHTING WAS FINE YOU WHORE I ALMOST HAD IT
May 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I beat Bloodborne
April 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This photo is the reason for my cat’s name
March 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ok i’m done doing meth that was a huge mistake
March 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I wanna try meth
February 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A major factor in why bribes may not work is the amount offered

The bribes just aren’t high enough

If you offer to give me $1 million, there is very little I won’t do for it
February 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Sundae’s journey 🍨 from Dec 31, 2024, the day I found her off the street, to her settling in, to her first vet visit, to today
February 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A conservative who doesn’t believe we landed on the moon makes no sense

Trump created the US Space Force

Are you saying he’s just playing along
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Reposted by physi 🍝
I love my gf!
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m like 95% environmentalist, 5% consumerist

On one hand, I don’t wanna contribute to global warming or plastic waste

However, I’m like 99% sure that too many people won’t care enough to change their wasteful habits and we’re fucked

So I’ll on occasion spend my money on… gulp… paper utensils
February 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
*Me at work*
Coworker: hey do you have the BK department number?
(BK as in bankruptcy in our lingo)
Me: yes here you go
*Coworker calls it*
BK number: heyyyy welcome to burger king get a whopper
February 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The key to avoiding fried food cravings is throwing away your air fryer

We used to have to bring out the baking sheet and preheat the oven to 400F if we wanted mid-day tater tots

And let’s be honest, half of you clean your air fryer at best once a month

It’s time to let your air fryer go ❤️
February 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Let’s all start unironically using Google Giggles
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I adopted a stray cat a few weeks ago and I have just confirmed that she is, in fact, silly
January 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
When an enemy is in my home I pour them a drink in a fancy glass like a villain giving a gesture of respect but instead of whiskey or vodka, it’s chocolate almond milk
January 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If you’re making a point and you say the word “basically” more than once, your argument is automatically invalid
December 24, 2024 at 12:17 PM
I had no idea I was listening to Sleep Token for 32 days straight, do I have a problem
December 6, 2024 at 3:08 AM
The US military has been failing to meet its recruitment goals for several years now and are looking into other tactics

To all my ADHD-havin friends, remember that if you’ve taken any prescribed meds in the last 24 months, you are pretty much automatically disqualified to join ❤️
November 29, 2024 at 1:03 PM
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2024 at 5:09 PM
🔴 EXIT SIGN LORE 🔴
1. The 1911 Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire was a major factor in them being required in public buildings
2. In the EU, China, and Japan, most exit signs are green
3. In the US most are red, but in some states like New York or Chicago they are required in new construction
November 24, 2024 at 4:33 AM
🎄 i am christmas-pilled 🎄
November 23, 2024 at 3:49 AM
really feelin this rn
November 22, 2024 at 4:49 AM