marlon.
itsonlymarlon.bsky.social
marlon.
@itsonlymarlon.bsky.social
Acoustic and guitarded
Every day I'm barely not putting in my 2 weeks notice
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thank God we have the second amendment to protect us from the tyranny of third graders
October 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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hell yes
We just sued ICE. Support us here: 404media.co/membership/
September 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There are people out here feeling bad for this dudes family because he's human that didn't say a single thing about Palestine and that's weird.
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Guy who made a career out of being evil and pissing people off on purpose gets shot and it seems like a not that bad thing, but watch the other evil people use this to make everything worse.
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I fell in love with Chicago the first time I went there in the summer of 1994. More in love than ever today
Certainly looks like we scared the President away from Chicago. Fighting like hell works.
September 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Being awake, alert, and in a good mood at my job and then coming home to do practically nothing and then go to bed feels like a betrayal.
September 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The way Europeans felt about the Egyptians building the pyramids without the wheel is how i feel about Europeans all of a sudden producing bangers in the classical and romantic eras. You're telling me NO outside influence resulted in them using drums now? 🤔
September 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Serj Tankian and John Darnielle are different people in the same exact font.
September 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social peace maker season 2 needs katana
September 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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showing up at cracker barrel dressed as the scrapped new logo, sobbing uncontrollably in the gift shop, screaming desperately at the day manager to give me another chance
August 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Don't tell him I'm screaming and freaking out
August 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We were supposed to have universal healthcare but instead i gotta think about the fact that we're at max 10 years away from a world where robots have more rights than black people.
August 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🎶It's beginning to feel a lot like END TIMES🎵
July 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Hi everyone

I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests

I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I might get cancelled for this but i don't care. I just don't think it's right for Zelda to be live action.
May 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"time doesn't exist" people are just advanced flat earthers
May 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Yes, I'm a Christian who thinks they should teach religion in schools but it's because i want all the fascists to go tell people they worship Odin or Mars or something instead of Jesus.
May 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I feel like watching the little mermaid as a kid really informed and inspired a lot of my adulthood. For example, watching the Kiss The Girl scene always had me like
Wow
It's so sweet
And beautiful
How much love
That crab has for his music.
May 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"I'll just give myself a little bit of a line up, something real simple. I briefly majored in art so i can do it" -🤡🤡🤡
April 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I wish dragon ball fans understood that it's a comedy series
April 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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an already monstrous policy made worse by total incompetence. what happened in Congress today? Well, they convened at noon, said a prayer, approved the journal of the last day's proceedings, said the Pledge of Allegiance, read two messages from the clerk about Senate business, and then adjourned
Read this declaration. A professional soccer player has been imprisoned in El Salvador and forced into hard labor on the basis of soccer-related tattoos and a single, innocent hand gesture.

This is why the administration is withholding due process. It knows its targets could prove their innocence.
March 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This makes me want to rerecord that song i wrote in 2012 about the same dream
March 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hold up. Is LDS Islam for white people?
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM