itsmyuvula.bsky.social
@itsmyuvula.bsky.social
Journalist, Writer, Creative Dude, Occasionally Twisted, Grammar Curmudgeon, Incurable Punster, Bearded Dragon Wrangler
I think the pharmacist may be passive-aggressive.
September 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I kid you not! We went to a psychiatrist office today and this was on the front door.
August 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Cheese it, the cops! Chuck E. Cheese did the perp walk after police accused him of being the rat who stole 105 dollars from a customer. His lawyer says he will argue entrapment.”

Should be a fun police lineup. “Number 3, could you put on your head?”
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
July 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
July 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Creme Brulee and Muffin misunderstand “marking your territory.”
July 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
@theauthorguy.bsky.social Exclusive photo from the Vatican of the process The College of Cardinals used to select the first American Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Exclusive photo from the Vatican of the process The College of Cardinals used to select the first American Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Storms into mgt office. “My unit seems smaller when it’s cold and damp.”
April 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
@theauthorguy.bsky.social

Storms into mgt office. “My unit seems smaller when it’s cold and damp!”
April 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A tribute to the 6m Jews, including a number of my relatives, killed for being Jewish under Hitler’s rule. On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, we say, “Never Again” to Antisemitism , and pay homage to the Gypsies, Poles & others who were victims of Nazi hate.
April 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
April 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Muffin was extremely excited breakfast was early and included her favorite…bell peppers.
April 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@bougiebeardies.bsky.social Muffin was extremely excited breakfast was early and included her favorite…bell peppers.
April 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@sarahwatson42.bsky.social
Want me to buy this for you?
April 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
@therealnury.bsky.social
Lamb bikini or Ewe go?
March 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Dad joke Sunday!
March 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I think I’ll give this driver plenty of room.
March 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
More like a dinghy, amirite?
March 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Total lunar eclipse from Dunwoody (Atlanta suburb), GA
March 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
@christopherbackus.bsky.social Major League Baseball has pulled three New Era caps from the market. Apparently, New Era will soon be hiring for better Quality Control. For those who don’t know Tetas is Spanish slang for, uh, breasts.
March 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
March 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
March 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is my Cousin Ruth. She is a Holocaust Survivor. She turned 100 today!
February 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Okay, Ladyfingers. This does NOT look like a comfortable sleeping position!
February 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM