@itsmyuvula.bsky.social
Journalist, Writer, Creative Dude, Occasionally Twisted, Grammar Curmudgeon, Incurable Punster, Bearded Dragon Wrangler
I think the pharmacist may be passive-aggressive.
September 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I think the pharmacist may be passive-aggressive.
@kboldens.bsky.social
Really, ESPN halftime?!?!?!
Lower third….Texas: First preseason number 1 to lose it’s first game since 1990.
It’s????
IT’S???
Why the apostrophe?
Inexcusable!!!!!
Really, ESPN halftime?!?!?!
Lower third….Texas: First preseason number 1 to lose it’s first game since 1990.
It’s????
IT’S???
Why the apostrophe?
Inexcusable!!!!!
August 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@kboldens.bsky.social
Really, ESPN halftime?!?!?!
Lower third….Texas: First preseason number 1 to lose it’s first game since 1990.
It’s????
IT’S???
Why the apostrophe?
Inexcusable!!!!!
Really, ESPN halftime?!?!?!
Lower third….Texas: First preseason number 1 to lose it’s first game since 1990.
It’s????
IT’S???
Why the apostrophe?
Inexcusable!!!!!
@kboldens.bsky.social WDE!!! Someone is having a good weekend, except for the McAfee higher profile on College Game Day. Can we start a write-in for Hozier?
August 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
@kboldens.bsky.social WDE!!! Someone is having a good weekend, except for the McAfee higher profile on College Game Day. Can we start a write-in for Hozier?
I kid you not! We went to a psychiatrist office today and this was on the front door.
August 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I kid you not! We went to a psychiatrist office today and this was on the front door.
“Cheese it, the cops! Chuck E. Cheese did the perp walk after police accused him of being the rat who stole 105 dollars from a customer. His lawyer says he will argue entrapment.”
Should be a fun police lineup. “Number 3, could you put on your head?”
Should be a fun police lineup. “Number 3, could you put on your head?”
July 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“Cheese it, the cops! Chuck E. Cheese did the perp walk after police accused him of being the rat who stole 105 dollars from a customer. His lawyer says he will argue entrapment.”
Should be a fun police lineup. “Number 3, could you put on your head?”
Should be a fun police lineup. “Number 3, could you put on your head?”
@kboldens.bsky.social West is singing Hozier in his room. I know you approve.
July 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@kboldens.bsky.social West is singing Hozier in his room. I know you approve.
Driving while listening to Eric Carmen….
“Hungry eyes,
I feel the magic between you and I…”
“Me. You and me, Eric…”
“Hungry eyes,
I feel the magic between you and I…”
“Me. You and me, Eric…”
July 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Driving while listening to Eric Carmen….
“Hungry eyes,
I feel the magic between you and I…”
“Me. You and me, Eric…”
“Hungry eyes,
I feel the magic between you and I…”
“Me. You and me, Eric…”
Creme Brulee and Muffin misunderstand “marking your territory.”
July 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Creme Brulee and Muffin misunderstand “marking your territory.”
I was in a waiting room today & there were 4 little boys from 2 families.
1 had a Waffle House hat on, so I asked if I could have scrambled eggs & a biscuit.
He looked confused when his brother piped up.
“He fell in the toilet for a really long time, so I gave him my hat so he’d feel better.”
1 had a Waffle House hat on, so I asked if I could have scrambled eggs & a biscuit.
He looked confused when his brother piped up.
“He fell in the toilet for a really long time, so I gave him my hat so he’d feel better.”
June 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I was in a waiting room today & there were 4 little boys from 2 families.
1 had a Waffle House hat on, so I asked if I could have scrambled eggs & a biscuit.
He looked confused when his brother piped up.
“He fell in the toilet for a really long time, so I gave him my hat so he’d feel better.”
1 had a Waffle House hat on, so I asked if I could have scrambled eggs & a biscuit.
He looked confused when his brother piped up.
“He fell in the toilet for a really long time, so I gave him my hat so he’d feel better.”
I have a neighbor who cuts his grass 2-3 times a week and I’m trying to suppress the urge to run out and scream sing, “In the midnight hour, he says mow mow mow…!!”
May 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have a neighbor who cuts his grass 2-3 times a week and I’m trying to suppress the urge to run out and scream sing, “In the midnight hour, he says mow mow mow…!!”
I think I heard the worstly worded journalist question ever today. During a radio report on the Diddy trial, they used nat sound of a reporter asking Sean Combs’ attorney “Do you think you can get Diddy off?”
I did not make this up.
I did not make this up.
May 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I think I heard the worstly worded journalist question ever today. During a radio report on the Diddy trial, they used nat sound of a reporter asking Sean Combs’ attorney “Do you think you can get Diddy off?”
I did not make this up.
I did not make this up.
@theauthorguy.bsky.social Exclusive photo from the Vatican of the process The College of Cardinals used to select the first American Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
@theauthorguy.bsky.social Exclusive photo from the Vatican of the process The College of Cardinals used to select the first American Pope!
Exclusive photo from the Vatican of the process The College of Cardinals used to select the first American Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Exclusive photo from the Vatican of the process The College of Cardinals used to select the first American Pope!
Storms into mgt office. “My unit seems smaller when it’s cold and damp.”
April 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Storms into mgt office. “My unit seems smaller when it’s cold and damp.”
April 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
@kboldens.bsky.social No, spellcheck…I meant Yom Hashoah, the Jewish Day of Remembrance, not Yom Hashish!
April 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
@kboldens.bsky.social No, spellcheck…I meant Yom Hashoah, the Jewish Day of Remembrance, not Yom Hashish!
@jlazarus.bsky.social Actual David thought this morning: When the Chinese President pees, is it a Xi whiz?
April 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@jlazarus.bsky.social Actual David thought this morning: When the Chinese President pees, is it a Xi whiz?
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A tribute to the 6m Jews, including a number of my relatives, killed for being Jewish under Hitler’s rule. On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, we say, “Never Again” to Antisemitism , and pay homage to the Gypsies, Poles & others who were victims of Nazi hate.
April 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A tribute to the 6m Jews, including a number of my relatives, killed for being Jewish under Hitler’s rule. On this Holocaust Remembrance Day, we say, “Never Again” to Antisemitism , and pay homage to the Gypsies, Poles & others who were victims of Nazi hate.
If I was a doctor, I would put urine sample cups on the water cooler and fill it with apple juice on April Fools Day.
April 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If I was a doctor, I would put urine sample cups on the water cooler and fill it with apple juice on April Fools Day.
At what point does a Charley Horse become familiar enough to become a Chuck Horse?
April 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
At what point does a Charley Horse become familiar enough to become a Chuck Horse?