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Mig
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Oh no, not again
Is it too much to ask to live in an old coastal town and solve local mysteries?
October 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I have rediscovered the joy of a cheese and pickle sandwich
October 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I take no joy in it, but i've killed (so far) 3 very annoying wasps in the garden. I've hung them in a cobweb, as a meal for the spider and a warning to the others.
August 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is it even a Jean-Claude Van Damme film if he doesn't do at least 2 out of 3 of: gratuitous shot of his bum, shot of him doing the splits, and/or him playing 2 separate characters.
July 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you combine Schrödinger's Cat, Occam's Razor, and Murphy's Law, then any box that can contain a cat most probably will contain a cat.
July 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I just had a strange moment of realisation. I said something to myself and referred to myself as 'Mig'. Which I realised I do always do. But not 'Michael'.

I am not Michael, I am Mig.
May 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am 35 years old and last night I completed the 'trouble with the trolley, eh?' minigame from Spyro 2 for the first time ever.
May 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
This is a question that's irked me for years and I've only just been bothered to work out. How many pairings would it take for someone from every country* to marry someone from every other country:

(193 x 192) / 2 = 18, 528 couples, by my calculation.

*in this case, every UN-recognised country
May 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ne’er cast a clout till May be out
May 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
We have cordial as a nightstand treat instead of water on weekends. Running very low and my wife asked, as I was taking them upstairs, if there was enough. "Yes, there's enough, my love." I said. "For me" I continued quietly, out of earshot, with an evil look to no one.
April 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
In one of life's very small victories, I have finally been able to circumvent the default wallpaper on my work desktop
April 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
@jayforeman.bsky.social This seems like it might be up your street... I'm not sure how you'd feel about it though! www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/co...
April 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Reposted by Mig
She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.
April 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Chili nachos for tea.
I'm going to be singing "Chili nachos, coming at yers!" to Cleopatra's "Comin' Atcha!" all day.
March 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Taking the volume of Windermere to be 314.3 × 10^9 litres (and the volume of the average Sports Direct mug to be 0.57 litres) it would take 551 × 10^9 (551 billion) mugs to fully empty Windermere. Going outside for a bit now.
March 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Part of me feels that the big asteroid probably going to not hit Earth is a bit of a shame. If we knew in time where it was going to hit, could evacuate people from the area, and it wasn't going to affect the planet too much, it would be amazing to film.
February 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I just referenced 'Harry Henderson' in one of my Uni reports. I could be in trouble if it's this guy.
February 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I'm out with my wife Ceri and we were chatting about grandparents and their jobs. She asked where my Granddad Harry worked. I said OTIS but she misheard and said "Hooters?!"
February 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's taken 26 years, but I think I finally fully understand what was going on with the podracing bets between Qui-Gon Jinn and Watto in The Phantom Menace.
January 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
To Kill A Mockingbird may be the greatest film of all time.
January 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For some reason, I felt like watching a film of people killing nazis. I just watched Inglorious Basterds. I like Inglorious Basterds.
January 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
January 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I like scary stories set at the coast or at sea. I just read 'The Shadow Over Innsmouth' by H.P. Lovecraft and really liked it.
January 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Things I saw in America:
1. On the same bus ride, a New Yorker say "Forgeddabout it!" and a woman say "You go, girlfriend" unironically.
2. A larger gentleman complaining about the lack of space on Star Tours.
January 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just seen a real life MAGA hat in the wild in a public toilet. He didn't wash his hands.
January 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM