“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

As someone who works in immigration, I can unequivocally state that there is no more American dream. This is coming from a place of love: stop trying to come to America. Our parks are one of the very few things good about this place. There won’t be much good to find for much longer here. A tragedy.

A fine point.

Spent the afternoon exfoliating, hydrating & ensuring the Gulf of Mexico is exactly where I left it on MapQuest. Somewhere between my second serum & a deep existential sigh, I couldn’t help but wonder — in a world addicted to power & rebrands, is the Gulf of Mexico the last bastion of authenticity?

"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

Indeed will be like, “your experience in immigration and management might make you a perfect fit for this role: neurosurgeon. Apply today!”

What a time to be alive and no I do not mean that in a good way.

How to file exempt on your taxes.

We fully support a tax boycott of the federal government
Stop loaning the feds YOUR money

We also support taxpayers developing the criteria to file exempt for next years filing.

H&R explanation of how to file exempt
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If you're curious what we do for work around here. We study moose and how they shed full blown papillomavirus tumors with no scarring and no adverse effects on their reproductive capabilities.

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Everyday is #caturday in this house.

Looking through my old notes on the Bear app, which lends more proof of adhd than an official diagnosis ever could, and had to laugh at this one 🥲