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Alix (aka Iselda)
@itsmealix.bsky.social
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Maybe you know me as Alix. Maybe you know me as Iselda. Either way, same place. A bunch of you moved over here, so here I am, trying it out. wewt.
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July 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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IT’S MY LUCKY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Advance copy of Chuck Tingle’s “Lucky Day” that I WON IN A GIVEAWAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
June 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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My cat does this. And then I come and pet his belleh. And then you know what he does? He rolls onto his back like, "Oh here you go, Momma!" WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE HIMB??? 🥹🥹🥹
The world's sweetest creamsicle cat, curled up on his side, exposing his FLUFFLY BELLEH, his head on a laptop like a pillow, surrounded by squishmallows and assorted stuffies. He gazes lovingly into the camera, an absolutely delirious smile on his sweet, derpy little face.
June 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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It's 5/4, and suddenly all of my friends on Finch have little light sabers for their birbs today! 💖 MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!!!
A small cartoon birb dressed like a koala holding a blue "light sword." A pet monkey in a bellhop uniform is next to them. Text says, "May the 4th be with you! Do or do not. There is no try. -Yoda," and a button offers, "Claim Light Sword."
May 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The view from my deck. My favorite time of year!
Green leaves and pink blossoms (tulip wood and redbud) against a blue sky.
April 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I am given to understand that not everyone eats their fruit snacks like this. 😅

#imeanokiguess #youdoyou
Welch’s fruit snacks sorted by flavor and lined up in pairs LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON WOULD DO!!!
March 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Seriously, y'all, my curve NEVER looks like this! My waking hours are usually a sea of orange!
February 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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How did I wind up with such a great kid?
Text messages that say: “Did some research and if u wanna see a smashing pumpkins concert we gotta be in London by 2 pm Sunday. At August 10*
February 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I know you can’t see himb 😉, but there is a VERY cleverly camouflaged cat in this picture, who is also the reason our tree is still up. I don’t have the heart to take his invisibility blanket from him. I think the answer is to get some seasonally-colored ribbons and leave the tree up year round.
February 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Current mood.
Screen shot of a post that says, "The news is always like: 'America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free.'"
February 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Enjoying homemade chocolate chip cookies and an oat milk mocha for lunch! How am I even still alive?
December 12, 2024 at 5:36 PM