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This must be why the #Cubs aren’t spending. Gotta save up for Greenland. 🙄
VARNEY: Is there any support in Congress for buying or taking over Greenland?
SEN. RICKETTS: The president has been clear we need to protect our northern flank
SEN. RICKETTS: The president has been clear we need to protect our northern flank
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
This must be why the #Cubs aren’t spending. Gotta save up for Greenland. 🙄
Lane Kiffin is going to pull a Costanza and just show up at Ole Miss tomorrow like nothing happened. #AllstateSugarBowl #OleMissRebels
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January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Lane Kiffin is going to pull a Costanza and just show up at Ole Miss tomorrow like nothing happened. #AllstateSugarBowl #OleMissRebels
In 49 other states, it’s just football! 🌹🌹🌹🌹#Hoosiers #NeverDaunted #RoseBowl
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January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
In 49 other states, it’s just football! 🌹🌹🌹🌹#Hoosiers #NeverDaunted #RoseBowl
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I hope I look half as good as Diana Ross does at 81. #NewYear2026 #RockinEve
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I hope I look half as good as Diana Ross does at 81. #NewYear2026 #RockinEve
That’s enough of OZ for me.
December 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
That’s enough of OZ for me.
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I feel like Kristy watching the Globetrotters with the Bears D vs Malik Fucking Willis. #DaBears
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December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I feel like Kristy watching the Globetrotters with the Bears D vs Malik Fucking Willis. #DaBears
So let’s say the Bears finish this. How are the pundits going to love the goalposts?#Bears
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So let’s say the Bears finish this. How are the pundits going to love the goalposts?#Bears
“So you see… my innie saved Ms. Casey for my outtie because she’s actually my outie’s wife Gemma, but then he stayed inside to run off with Helly. It’s complicated, Your Holiness.” #Severance
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“So you see… my innie saved Ms. Casey for my outtie because she’s actually my outie’s wife Gemma, but then he stayed inside to run off with Helly. It’s complicated, Your Holiness.” #Severance
It’s actually good to be a Chicago sports fan and I don’t know how to handle that. #Bears #Blackhawks #Bulls
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s actually good to be a Chicago sports fan and I don’t know how to handle that. #Bears #Blackhawks #Bulls
This game 7 has everything… #WorldSeries
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November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This game 7 has everything… #WorldSeries
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Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
Blue Jays need a rain delay. #Cubs #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Blue Jays need a rain delay. #Cubs #WorldSeries
Game 7s baby. Game 7s.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Game 7s baby. Game 7s.
When they’re showing World Series droughts and your team isn’t on the list! #Cubs
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November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When they’re showing World Series droughts and your team isn’t on the list! #Cubs
Game 7s are kinda fun when it’s not my team’s ass on the line. 🤷🏼♂️
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Game 7s are kinda fun when it’s not my team’s ass on the line. 🤷🏼♂️
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
#SundayNightFootball
#SundayNightFootball
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
#SundayNightFootball
#SundayNightFootball