@itsjustshea.bsky.social
I work with the general public. I post the things we overhear them say.
Overheard at work today:
"I think I know you. Didn't your brother sell me an ankle monitor last year?"
"I think I know you. Didn't your brother sell me an ankle monitor last year?"
April 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Overheard at work today:
"I think I know you. Didn't your brother sell me an ankle monitor last year?"
"I think I know you. Didn't your brother sell me an ankle monitor last year?"
Overheard at work today:
"You should try the deep tissue massage next time"
"Well I'd like to try Jason Momoa but shit happens"
"You should try the deep tissue massage next time"
"Well I'd like to try Jason Momoa but shit happens"
March 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Overheard at work today:
"You should try the deep tissue massage next time"
"Well I'd like to try Jason Momoa but shit happens"
"You should try the deep tissue massage next time"
"Well I'd like to try Jason Momoa but shit happens"
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Figured out you can report locations missing on Apple Maps today....
February 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Figured out you can report locations missing on Apple Maps today....
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It’s 2036: your neuralink chip plays an ad for colloidal silver supplements to fight Horse Flu before pushing you the notification that a fire hurricane could be hitting the United States. You can’t narrow down the impact path until you refill your Trump coin prime wallet.
Cats are extinct.
Cats are extinct.
February 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It’s 2036: your neuralink chip plays an ad for colloidal silver supplements to fight Horse Flu before pushing you the notification that a fire hurricane could be hitting the United States. You can’t narrow down the impact path until you refill your Trump coin prime wallet.
Cats are extinct.
Cats are extinct.
Overheard at work today:
"I broke up with my dentist."
"The one makes you come so early?"
"I broke up with my dentist."
"The one makes you come so early?"
January 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Overheard at work today:
"I broke up with my dentist."
"The one makes you come so early?"
"I broke up with my dentist."
"The one makes you come so early?"
Overheard at work today: "Welcome to dayshift, it's when all the wh*res come out".
January 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Overheard at work today: "Welcome to dayshift, it's when all the wh*res come out".
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today and in the coming days, remember
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On the plus side, punk music is gonna be SO good for the next 4 years
January 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
On the plus side, punk music is gonna be SO good for the next 4 years
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Now is the time for Godzilla to make landfall in the United States.
January 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Now is the time for Godzilla to make landfall in the United States.