jess
@itsjustjess317.bsky.social
unfortunately for everyone, i’ve decided i’m no longer embarrassing
don’t break your hip during the kicking of my ass, grandpa
August 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
don’t break your hip during the kicking of my ass, grandpa
i can’t explain how great this would feel bro
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i can’t explain how great this would feel bro
Reposted by jess
it’s hard to live in America while having a functioning memory because everyone around you is constantly pissed off about some scary new thing that’s not actually new and that they didn’t find scary until someone on TV told them it was scary 20 minutes ago
August 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
it’s hard to live in America while having a functioning memory because everyone around you is constantly pissed off about some scary new thing that’s not actually new and that they didn’t find scary until someone on TV told them it was scary 20 minutes ago