hales
@itshaleigh.bsky.social
23 | aspiring author | hopeless romantic
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“Hank, why are you spending so much time defending the freaking /minecraft movie?/“
Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
April 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Hank, why are you spending so much time defending the freaking /minecraft movie?/“
Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
Actually, I’m not defending anything, I am attacking the practice of dumping buckets of jaded misery on moments of goofy joy and I will absolutely die on that hill.
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Tom Hiddleston speaks on returning as Loki for #AvengersDoomsday 🟢
“It’s been an extraordinary chapter of my life playing Loki … and it’s not over yet”
(via Max_Balegde | TikTok)
“It’s been an extraordinary chapter of my life playing Loki … and it’s not over yet”
(via Max_Balegde | TikTok)
April 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tom Hiddleston speaks on returning as Loki for #AvengersDoomsday 🟢
“It’s been an extraordinary chapter of my life playing Loki … and it’s not over yet”
(via Max_Balegde | TikTok)
“It’s been an extraordinary chapter of my life playing Loki … and it’s not over yet”
(via Max_Balegde | TikTok)
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For years I justified my twitter habit by saying, "I need to be here to promote my books and stuff like the Project for Awesome."
Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.
Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.
Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
March 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For years I justified my twitter habit by saying, "I need to be here to promote my books and stuff like the Project for Awesome."
Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.
Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.
Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
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Not to brag but I’ve been a DEI hire multiple times in my career. “But Siobhan, you’re a white woman” yes, comedy writing is simply that far behind 💅✌️#slay
February 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Not to brag but I’ve been a DEI hire multiple times in my career. “But Siobhan, you’re a white woman” yes, comedy writing is simply that far behind 💅✌️#slay
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Costco confirms they're switching back to Coca-Cola products this summer 🥤
January 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Costco confirms they're switching back to Coca-Cola products this summer 🥤
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Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action.
Goaded with the sauce.
Goaded with the sauce.
January 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action.
Goaded with the sauce.
Goaded with the sauce.
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
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“I just don’t understand why I can’t sleep” she said while staring at the little glowing box of doom in her hand
January 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“I just don’t understand why I can’t sleep” she said while staring at the little glowing box of doom in her hand
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Stephen King said he couldn’t write a more horrible story than the one being played out before our eyes🥺
January 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Stephen King said he couldn’t write a more horrible story than the one being played out before our eyes🥺
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Watched Twisters again on an airplane yesterday and am even madder than I was before that there's no kiss at the end. They're violating the elemental laws of movies that when you have a slightly shy, bookish woman unimpressed by the cocksure bravado of a male suitor, that they MUST hook up.
January 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Watched Twisters again on an airplane yesterday and am even madder than I was before that there's no kiss at the end. They're violating the elemental laws of movies that when you have a slightly shy, bookish woman unimpressed by the cocksure bravado of a male suitor, that they MUST hook up.
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Many Reddit channels have banned or are considering banning links to Twitter (X) after Elon Musk's controversial hand gesture
"Fuck this guy"
"Fuck this guy"
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Many Reddit channels have banned or are considering banning links to Twitter (X) after Elon Musk's controversial hand gesture
"Fuck this guy"
"Fuck this guy"
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social so excited to see you present your work in seattle!
January 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social so excited to see you present your work in seattle!
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Los Angeles from the air 😳💔
January 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Los Angeles from the air 😳💔
fine i’ll get apple tv+! but i wont like it!
January 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
fine i’ll get apple tv+! but i wont like it!
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January 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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January 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Happy 20th Birthday to Dafne Keen 🎂
January 4, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Happy 20th Birthday to Dafne Keen 🎂
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The Fantastic Four are officially coming to #MarvelRivals 🎮
January 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Fantastic Four are officially coming to #MarvelRivals 🎮
my sexuality is jesse st james. unfortunately jonathan groff is gay.
this is why i must settle
this is why i must settle
December 31, 2024 at 9:20 AM
my sexuality is jesse st james. unfortunately jonathan groff is gay.
this is why i must settle
this is why i must settle
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Road warriors 😈
December 31, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Road warriors 😈
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there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
December 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did