mark david chapman killed john lennon because they have opposite noses
May 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
mark david chapman killed john lennon because they have opposite noses
im like a furry but for greebles
May 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
im like a furry but for greebles
i used to get tame impala and arcade fire mixed up, ig bc i learned about them at the same time? anyways heres how i tell them apart
tame impala: one guy, TAME.
arcade fire: so many bandmembers that if an ARCADE caught on FIRE they would DIE in a CRUSH at the only exit
tame impala: one guy, TAME.
arcade fire: so many bandmembers that if an ARCADE caught on FIRE they would DIE in a CRUSH at the only exit
April 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i used to get tame impala and arcade fire mixed up, ig bc i learned about them at the same time? anyways heres how i tell them apart
tame impala: one guy, TAME.
arcade fire: so many bandmembers that if an ARCADE caught on FIRE they would DIE in a CRUSH at the only exit
tame impala: one guy, TAME.
arcade fire: so many bandmembers that if an ARCADE caught on FIRE they would DIE in a CRUSH at the only exit
it never gets less surreal to me that i could absent-mindedly eat a chicken finger and itll fuck me up for a day at least.
March 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
it never gets less surreal to me that i could absent-mindedly eat a chicken finger and itll fuck me up for a day at least.
i hate when i set an alarm and immediately get the "alarm upcoming" notification. what about relativity
March 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i hate when i set an alarm and immediately get the "alarm upcoming" notification. what about relativity
is there a monk barber or something or do they shave each others heads or is that too erotic??????????
March 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
is there a monk barber or something or do they shave each others heads or is that too erotic??????????
when you crumple up a chip bag and it unravels literally fuck you. fuck you
February 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
when you crumple up a chip bag and it unravels literally fuck you. fuck you
remember when everyone liked zombies and it took actually so long for dense saturation of zombie media to wear out on everyone. why dont we have that kind of endurance anymore
February 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
remember when everyone liked zombies and it took actually so long for dense saturation of zombie media to wear out on everyone. why dont we have that kind of endurance anymore
i kind of miss when the world would get obsessed with a Type of Creature and 300000 various forms of media would be released about That Thang
February 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i kind of miss when the world would get obsessed with a Type of Creature and 300000 various forms of media would be released about That Thang
Die and Eat Shit: Reincarnation into a Worm
February 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Die and Eat Shit: Reincarnation into a Worm
spencer shay would be so excited to find out about LED lightbulbs
February 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
spencer shay would be so excited to find out about LED lightbulbs
honestly its fucked that humans dont have third eyelids
February 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
honestly its fucked that humans dont have third eyelids
(exasperated) they're putting zendaya in shrek
February 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(exasperated) they're putting zendaya in shrek
"id have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice" <- changed my brain. expresses something ive always needed a way to express. fantastic all around
February 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
"id have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice" <- changed my brain. expresses something ive always needed a way to express. fantastic all around
did u know that you can accidentally drop into a street view of a trail in the woods lined with gnarled and dead trees that get blurrier every time u click and start to feel scared right after waking up at 5am on Google maps?
February 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
did u know that you can accidentally drop into a street view of a trail in the woods lined with gnarled and dead trees that get blurrier every time u click and start to feel scared right after waking up at 5am on Google maps?
"can i get the uhhh six hours with two interruptions? i have a coupon"
"sorry pal, best we got is Weird Sleep. take it or leave it."
"sorry pal, best we got is Weird Sleep. take it or leave it."
February 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"can i get the uhhh six hours with two interruptions? i have a coupon"
"sorry pal, best we got is Weird Sleep. take it or leave it."
"sorry pal, best we got is Weird Sleep. take it or leave it."
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I took this photo at the Oregon Coast Aquarium
February 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I took this photo at the Oregon Coast Aquarium
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‘The Sims’ Turns 25
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February 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
‘The Sims’ Turns 25
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in a unresolved goldilocks situation with my pillows right now
February 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
in a unresolved goldilocks situation with my pillows right now
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spiking my dad's drink with estrogen so he sneezes more quietly
November 18, 2024 at 9:27 AM
spiking my dad's drink with estrogen so he sneezes more quietly
they shouldve called it the switcharoo
January 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
they shouldve called it the switcharoo
more like "Anita Die" am i right
January 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
more like "Anita Die" am i right
thinking ab how it mustve been for ur coffee or tea to go cold before microwaves and getting really angry
January 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
thinking ab how it mustve been for ur coffee or tea to go cold before microwaves and getting really angry