Candy Bae
@itscaptnshook.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite dumpsterfire
Pro tip: he can't text other girls if you break his phone
December 21, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Pro tip: he can't text other girls if you break his phone
I've baked for people I should have blocked
December 10, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I've baked for people I should have blocked
Pro tip, toxic edition: he can't trip over other girls if you tie his laces together 🥰🥰
December 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Pro tip, toxic edition: he can't trip over other girls if you tie his laces together 🥰🥰
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Pro tip: he can't look at other girls if you take his eyes 🫶
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Pro tip: he can't look at other girls if you take his eyes 🫶
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i have a master’s degree in tomfoolery
December 2, 2024 at 10:19 PM
i have a master’s degree in tomfoolery